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04-09-2020, 12:53
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#12391
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Re: The New Joke Thread
One day, a farmer walked up to a fisherman, and said, "Oi, I found this 'ere red thing glimmerin' at the river over yonder. Issa worth much?"
The fisherman takes a look at what the farmer caught. After inspecting it for quite some time, he frowns and says, "I'm afraid it's worthless, sir."
The farmer frowns. "I'm not sure what you're talking about. It's glimmerin', and it looks like a ruby if I've ever seen one!"
"I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid it's just a red herring."
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04-09-2020, 12:54
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#12392
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Re: The New Joke Thread
You may not believe me when I say that Trump isn't the Prime Minister of Canada.
It's Trudeau.
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04-09-2020, 13:35
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#12393
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Location: Minnesota
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Ole and Sven grabbed their poles and headed out to do some ice fishing. As they were augering a hole in the ice they heard a loud voice from above say, "There are no fish under the ice."
Ole and Sven moved about 25 feet over and started to make another hole. The voice said a little stronger, "There are no fish under the ice." They both looked around and then looked up.
Ole said in a humble voice, "Are you God?" The voice spoke back, "No ya idiots! I'm the ice rink attendant."
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04-09-2020, 14:04
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#12394
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by CatNewBee
Open air concerts after Corona imposed measures for social distancing?
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Woodstock meets livestock.
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04-09-2020, 17:43
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#12395
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Location: San Diego, CA
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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05-09-2020, 00:29
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#12396
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Location: San Diego, CA
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Re: The New Joke Thread
I can't be the only one...
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05-09-2020, 00:30
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Re: The New Joke Thread
... so true [emoji1787]
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05-09-2020, 07:42
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#12398
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Location: Southern Maine
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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05-09-2020, 09:19
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#12399
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by CaptTom
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I hope you are fact checking the blonde jokes as well, since the *joke* part seems to have eluded you.
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05-09-2020, 11:06
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#12400
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by socaldmax
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I will need that one explained???
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05-09-2020, 11:27
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#12401
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Optimists are wonderful.
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05-09-2020, 11:27
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Location: Southern Maine
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pelagic
I will need that one explained???
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Both groups mentioned in the caption have a reputation for proselytizing their beliefs. Sort of like those who are trying to "prove" that Covid-19 doesn't really exist.
The difference, of course, is that the one about crossfit and veganism is humorous, because there is a grain of truth there.
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05-09-2020, 11:30
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptTom
Both groups mentioned in the caption have a reputation for proselytizing their beliefs. Sort of like those who are trying to "prove" that Covid-19 doesn't really exist.
The difference, of course, is that the one about crossfit and veganism is humorous, because there is a grain of truth there.
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Explained, yet further, please.
I'm clearly missing it, whatever the IT is.
Thank you.
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05-09-2020, 11:44
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#12404
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Boat: Allied Princess 36 MKII
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Montanan
Explained, yet further, please.
I'm clearly missing it, whatever the IT is.
Thank you.
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Vegans and those who partake in crossfit both tend to talk a lot about their lifestyle (usually to the point of being annoying if they are newer to their lifestyle) So, if someone did both....
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05-09-2020, 11:50
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#12405
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by S/V Adeline
Vegans and those who partake in crossfit both tend to talk a lot about their lifestyle (usually to the point of being annoying if they are newer to their lifestyle) So, if someone did both....
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