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Not really, I'd pass on the donuts for her...

The two cream filled in the top of the pic look very tasty.
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An Englishman, American, and Irishman, all walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender hands them
there beer, however there are flies in each mug of beer.Well the Englishman pushes the beer aside and
says, “That’s disgusting.”The American pulls the fly out and starts drinking the beer.The Irishman pulls the

fly out, sets it on the counter and shouts, “SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD.”
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An Englishman, American, and Irishman, all walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender hands them their beer, however there are flies in each mug of beer.Well the Englishman pushes the beer aside and says, ďThatís disgusting.ĒThe American pulls the fly out and starts drinking the beer.The Irishman pulls thefly out, sets it on the counter and shouts,

ďSPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD.Ē

Sorry about the poor editing- I should have proofed it first.
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Loved the story.... Much better than Karaoke and dogs howling here in the Philippines
Don't forget the roosters a 2:30 AM. Or the loud jeepnees roar up the roads. Here in Cavite!
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Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis , and Arnold Schwarzenegger are making a movie about classical composers.

Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be Mozart "

Bruce Willis , "So.. I'll be Beethoven."

Schwarzenegger announced , "in that case.. I'll be Bach ."
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First there was 'vot are you zinking?'

now there is ..
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I went on a date with a girl who said she loved animals. I mentioned that I work with animals every day.

She said, "That's so sweet. What do you do?"

I replied, "I'm a butcher!"
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