The New Joke Thread

[Buzzman]

Apparently, the previous joke thread was getting too long, so it has been closed.

In the interests of humour everywhere, it begins all over again, here:

The acronyms of "Wife" and "Husband":

His view:

Washing
Ironing
F***ing
Etc….

Handy
Useful
Sensible
Brave
Altruistic
Noble
Dashing

Her view:

World-weary
Intelligent
Female
Educator

Hopelessly
Unworthy
Stupid
Bastard;
Abilities
Debatable