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Old 16-12-2021, 08:36   #1606
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Old 17-12-2021, 01:23   #1607
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Old 18-12-2021, 01:59   #1610
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Am I the only one bugged by the fact that the artist did not put a mask on the police officer?
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That was my first thought, then the reindeer.
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That’s the point. The policeman is a liberal. Do as I say not what I do.
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That’s the point. The policeman is a liberal. Do as I say not what I do.
The cop is a cop, liberal or conservative they are all do as I say not as I do.
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And the cop doesn't need one?
I call BS the whole thing.
Oh, and the Omicron thing, so far there has been only ONE death WORLDWIDE.

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The above allegation that the Omicron variant has caused no deaths, is NOT the case for the UK. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-12-...eath/100697628 In another 2 - 3 weeks, there will be more data world wide.

Please do not try and turn the joke thread into a Covid discussion.

If you don't like what you see, put the posters on ignore whose jokes you don't care for.

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