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Old 20-06-2022, 03:35   #3106
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Old 20-06-2022, 05:13   #3109
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Two engineering students bumped into each other at school and one noticed the other's new bike.
He asked, "Where did you get such a wonderful bike?"
The other student replied that a blonde rode up to him, threw her bike on the ground, took off all her clothes, threw them on the ground and said, "Take whatever you'd like to have."
The first student says, "Good call, I'll bet her clothes wouldn't have fit either of us."
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BREAKING NEWS:

There’s been a kidnapping at Lakewood Elementary School today,
Turns our, it’s ok, he woke up.

Local Kindergarten reports major Peek-a-Boo accident.
All involved were rushed to the ICU.

The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.

The inventor of predictive text was injured in a traffic accident.
He's been bacon by ambience to the horse piddle.

Apple has decided to cancel the children's iPod.
Apparently ‘iTouch kids’ isn't a good product name.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either, really terrible news, or really great news.

That was BREAKING NEWS:
As if, it wasn’t broken enough!
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Does this remind anyone, of some of the how-to questions, we see on CF?
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