Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
24-12-2017, 16:35
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Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,620,647
Re: The New Joke Thread
Merry Christmas ,or, to be politically correct.............
I desperately want to convey seasonal greetings to everyone and without offending any human under Section 18c of the Racial...
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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
09-10-2017, 17:55
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Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,620,647
Re: The New Joke Thread
To understand compound interest use the Rule of 72. This formula is useful for financial estimates and understanding the nature of compound interest. ... At 6% interest, your money takes 72/6 or 12...
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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
11-09-2017, 18:14
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Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,620,647
Re: The New Joke Thread
One for all you Kiwis:biggrin:
DIARY OF A NEW ZEALANDER IN QUEENSLAND.
AUGUST 31 - Just transferred with to our new home in Brisbane
Queensland . Now this is a town that knows how to live!...
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Forum: Anchoring & Mooring
05-09-2017, 16:15
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Replies: 92
Views: 27,642
Re: Mantus Anchor on Test
I was trying to make the point that no one, including Mantus, can 'guarantee you a set every time' as they stated at the end of their video. Their reply above seems to concede this;
"Originally...
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Forum: Pacific & South China Sea
22-07-2017, 15:38
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Replies: 97
Views: 14,653
Re: Summer Cruising Brisbane and Sydney
Yes, Fraser Island influences the weather and provides the sheltered waters of the Great Sandy Straits. Can spend weeks, or even months exploring, particularly with a shallow draft boat.
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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
14-07-2017, 15:36
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Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,620,647
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Forum: Powered Boats
25-06-2017, 15:12
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Replies: 34
Views: 5,810
Re: Sonic Anti-foul Devices
And Senormechanico, as you have done, it appears correct installation of the transducers to the hulls is critical to get good results. :thumb:
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Forum: Electrical: Batteries, Generators & Solar
19-06-2017, 15:16
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Replies: 58
Views: 7,126
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Forum: Challenges
18-06-2017, 23:17
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Replies: 101
Views: 13,995
Re: Women and engines
At least women know when to get a mechanic :biggrin:
Oil Change instructions for Women:
1) Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometres since the last oil change.
2)...
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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
12-06-2017, 15:05
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Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,620,647
Re: The New Joke Thread
And Boatless :biggrin:
Stay Calm - Achieve Inner Peace!
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. A renowned...
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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
06-06-2017, 23:16
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Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,620,647
Re: The New Joke Thread
While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered...
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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
06-06-2017, 23:13
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Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,620,647
Re: The New Joke Thread
WOMEN
Two female friends are catching up: "So, how was your evening last night?" "A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare...
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Forum: Multihull Sailboats
02-06-2017, 15:15
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Replies: 1,113
Views: 296,500
Re: Modernizing a Prout Elite 37ft
Quote: "am a bit worried about all the wife swapping........but i guess i can adapt and get a wolley jumper, a pair of wellies,smoke a pipe etc"
Forget all the technical stuff, tell us about the...
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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
07-05-2017, 15:46
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Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,620,647
Re: The New Joke Thread
I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my wife walking down the aisle towards me..............
My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.
It seemed to take an age, but...
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Forum: Seamanship & Boat Handling
03-05-2017, 15:21
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Replies: 66
Views: 15,444
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Forum: Auxiliary Equipment & Dinghy
01-05-2017, 23:07
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Replies: 83
Views: 28,424
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Forum: Multihull Sailboats
01-05-2017, 21:37
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Replies: 27
Views: 6,309
Re: Antifouling devices
Senor Mechanico
Looks good and obviously is working well for you :biggrin:
Could you please provide some more details on your ultrasonic installation? Hull construction material, no. of...
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Forum: Multihull Sailboats
19-04-2017, 15:36
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Replies: 110
Views: 35,912
Re: FP's new 47 Saona catamaran
How do you reach the anchor chain to attach a bridle with the anchor dropped so far back from the bow? And how do you get access to the anchor if you need to?
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Forum: Pacific & South China Sea
09-04-2017, 22:33
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Replies: 31
Views: 5,209
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Forum: Fishing, Recreation & Fun
23-03-2017, 23:10
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Replies: 8
Views: 2,050
Re: Kogan TV
I also have a Kogan TV/DVD combo, about 4 years old now. Agree with above, just run off 12V. Only negative is the sound quality, a bit 'tinnie', if you get my drift. Otherwise seems good unit,...
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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
22-03-2017, 18:47
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Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,620,647
Re: The New Joke Thread
Chinese Sick Leave: "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The...
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Forum: General Sailing Forum
20-03-2017, 15:30
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Replies: 88
Views: 13,623
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Forum: Families, Kids and Pets Afloat
17-03-2017, 15:20
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Replies: 36
Views: 15,761
Re: dogs in the whitsunday islands
And, on Fraser Island the resorts are fenced to keep the dingoes out, away from people. No domestic dogs are allowed on Fraser, even on private properties, as they may cross breed with the only pure...
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Forum: Rules of the Road, Regulations & Red Tape
14-03-2017, 23:29
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Replies: 462
Views: 36,575
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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
14-03-2017, 23:15
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Replies: 91
Views: 9,431
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