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Old 18-03-2021, 05:24   #14551
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Ptards, Of course New York and New Jersey have the highest mortality rate because they have some of the densest populations in the US. The point of the cartoon was that lifting the mask mandate was probably too soon. Fauci thinks it is and I would look to him for advice over any governor.
I think the cartoon was funny so it fits here.
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Australia is pretty close to China, has a very large Chinese population, and so far has 909 deaths for the entire country. Strict mask and social distancing regs, and their economy is already getting back on track. Many cities have far more deaths than their entire country of 25 million. Just saying.
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Ptards, Of course New York and New Jersey have the highest mortality rate because they have some of the densest populations in the US. The point of the cartoon was that lifting the mask mandate was probably too soon. Fauci thinks it is and I would look to him for advice over any governor.
I think the cartoon was funny so it fits here.
Yeah I'd take Cuomo's & Murphy's advice...Put Covid positive people in nursing homes, although we weren't allowed to visit my sister during her final days.
Also a previously posted cartoon showed KKK members among a room full of Trump supporters, interesting that our current president gave the eulogy at a senator's funeral who was involved with that group, this cartoon was posted by someone from the "Great White North" who's Prime Minister parades around in black face. Hilarious!!

Also note that the Population density of NY and FL are very similar.
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Yeah I'd take Cuomo's & Murphy's advice...Put Covid positive people in nursing homes, although we weren't allowed to visit my sister during her final days.
Also a previously posted cartoon showed KKK members among a room full of Trump supporters, interesting that our current president gave the eulogy at a senator's funeral who was involved with that group, this cartoon was posted by someone from the "Great White North" who's Prime Minister parades around in black face. Hilarious!!

Also note that the Population density of NY and FL are very similar.

Have fun going after Fluffy. We do not necessarily like him, but the opposition wont show up with the necessary plans to combat the issues of the day, they are still operating, like they are back in the 1950's, so we have comic relief, from both sides.
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Have fun going after Fluffy. We do not necessarily like him, but the opposition wont show up with the necessary plans to combat the issues of the day, they are still operating, like they are back in the 1950's, so we have comic relief, from both sides.
Best wishes from the far North.
Sounds a lot like the USA.
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Ya' know what's REALLY FUNNY According to Statista the top 3 states with the highest COVID mortality rate/ 100,000 are 3 states that had the toughest restrictions. Texas and Florida don't even make the top 20!!
HAHAHA!, But, far left, be it from letting the truth get in the way of a good joke!
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Florida law enforcement agents searched the home of former state data scientist Rebekah Jones on Monday, entering her house with weapons drawn as they carried out a warrant as part of an investigation into an unauthorized message that was sent on a state communications system.

"At 8:30 am this morning, state police came into my house and took all my hardware and tech," Jones said via Twitter. She added, "They were serving a warrant on my computer after DOH filed a complaint."

The Florida Department of Health is the agency that fired Jones in May, after she helped create the state's COVID-19 dashboard.

Jones has said she lost her job after she refused requests to manipulate data to suggest Florida was ready to ease coronavirus restrictions. A spokesperson for Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said at the time that she "exhibited a repeated course of insubordination during her time with the



I live here, and I see people dying. There have been lots of reports about the governor altering the data
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Florida law enforcement agents searched the home of former state data scientist Rebekah Jones on Monday, entering her house with weapons drawn as they carried out a warrant as part of an investigation into an unauthorized message that was sent on a state communications system.

"At 8:30 am this morning, state police came into my house and took all my hardware and tech," Jones said via Twitter. She added, "They were serving a warrant on my computer after DOH filed a complaint."

The Florida Department of Health is the agency that fired Jones in May, after she helped create the state's COVID-19 dashboard.

Jones has said she lost her job after she refused requests to manipulate data to suggest Florida was ready to ease coronavirus restrictions. A spokesperson for Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said at the time that she "exhibited a repeated course of insubordination during her time with the



I live here, and I see people dying. There have been lots of reports about the governor altering the data


My apologies, it’s not a joke. I’m trying to delete the post but I don’t know how
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Is this still the JOKE thread or has GordMay's constant US political posturing (from a Canuck?) totally subverted it?
Thanks StuM.

That's really my issue, I used to love the New/Old Joke Thread I support free speech, etc, this just gets tired, old, boring..... constant cut and paste from a vitriol filled, bitter old human. BTW Canada in no way has a spotless record on equality. Having followed the NHL since it was a 6 team league, almost every player of Native descent was called chief, as recently as 2017 Wayne Simmonds of the Flyers (after last night's debacle may they rest in pieces) had a banana thrown at him during a pre-season game in London, Ontario. Thanks Montman (sic) for bringing us back to the jokes.
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Gotta admit it Gord, the first two comics of your last post do seem right from the CPC playbook...
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Gotta admit it Gord, the first two comics of your last post do seem right from the CPC playbook...

Gord, keep em coming, some of us love them.
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