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02-01-2021, 14:07
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Re: The New Joke Thread
RE: #13944
On the way to the bar in our college home the tiles read, "veni. vedi, bibi".
Loosely translated "I came, I saw I drank".
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02-01-2021, 14:57
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#13982
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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02-01-2021, 15:21
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Re: The New Joke Thread
What's Latin for "Latin"?
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03-01-2021, 02:51
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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03-01-2021, 02:55
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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An intellectual, falling sick, had promised to pay the doctor if he recovered.
When his wife nagged at him for drinking wine while he had a fever, he said: “Do you want me to get healthy and be forced to pay the doctor?”
When an intellectual was told by someone, “Your beard is now coming in,” he went to the rear-entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: “I’m not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it’s not coming in by the other gate?”
When you're done laughing (or not), you might be interested to learn that you've just read jokes that were told by inhabitants of the Roman Empire. These jokes (and 263 more) were found in a book called the Laughter Lover, or Philogelos. The Philogelos (or Φιλ γελως) was written over 1700 years ago.
"Philogelos" ➥ https://diotima-doctafemina.org/tran...aughter-lover/
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"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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03-01-2021, 03:00
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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03-01-2021, 03:36
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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03-01-2021, 05:34
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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03-01-2021, 08:51
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Re: The New Joke Thread
We should rename this thread "the ancient joke thread." Just to warn people before they actually click on it.
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03-01-2021, 09:56
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The New Joke Thread
And speaking of thread...
Policeman stops a guy running with scissors.
"Hey, where are you running with those scissors?" asks policeman.
The man replied, "To hospital. They just called and told me my mother in-law’s life is hanging by a thread"
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03-01-2021, 11:17
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Now retired from the Oilfield,
Just Playing a Banjo in a Whorehouse.
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03-01-2021, 11:43
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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03-01-2021, 14:23
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by socaldmax
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Damn, now I've got to find that whole series and watch it again!
Thanks
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03-01-2021, 16:32
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Re: The New Joke Thread
qwertyu
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04-01-2021, 02:03
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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