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Old 26-05-2022, 11:49   #2806
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I’ve just invented a telepathically controlled air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it.
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Q: What kind of cigarettes does a liberal lefty smoke?
A: Yours.


After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: “Has anything happened while I was gone?”
Gardener: “Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog.
Lord: “My dog died?!”
Gardener: “Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down.
Lord: “My mansion?! How?!”
Gardener: “Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains.’
Lord: “Why was she so distraught?”
Gardener: “She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped.”
Lord: “My daughter! Don’t you have any positive news for me?!”
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
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