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Old 08-11-2021, 06:51   #1306
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Q: What do you call it, when worms take over the world?
A: Global worming.
See #1305, below.
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Old 08-11-2021, 12:56   #1307
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Q: What do you call it, when worms take over the world?
A: Global worming.
See #1305, below.
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Old 08-11-2021, 13:00   #1308
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Q: What do you call it, when worms take over the world?
A: Global worming.
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Did you hear about the two worms playing cards in dead Earnest/Ernest?
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Old 08-11-2021, 21:25   #1309
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Now we know the source of the temperature increases!
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Well, the pirate thing might work, BUT, you'd have to have a carbon offset for every boat you burned. Regulations you know.

Show you care by offsetting more carbon dioxide than that created by the burning of looted boats.
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#1311 Gord this is the last of your posts with any visible image in it. Two since are blank.
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#1311 Gord this is the last of your posts with any visible image in it. Two since are blank.
Hi, I can see them just fine.
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Hi, I can see them just fine.
ditto

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If this is "too soon" please let me know.
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Hi, I can see them just fine.

Weird. Now I can too!!! Must have been an NBN 'glitch'....?????
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#1311 Gord this is the last of your posts with any visible image in it. Two since are blank.

Unfortuntely, I can see them. They are just more of GM's interminable propaganda "cartoons". Not jokes at all.
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Old 10-11-2021, 17:35   #1320
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Meh. I mostly find them funny. But then, I'm one of those tree-hugging pixies.... I appreciate sailboats precisely becasue they don't normally use ICE to power themselves.
Wind power! It's so "green".
What was your objection to it again, I forget?
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