The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

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Take comfort in knowing, that hallucinations are just an optical delusion.

Two cruisers are talking to each other.
Cruiser 1: "Did you hear about the delusional sailor disease?"
Cruiser 2: "Why the hell would I care? I'm a helicopter."

I’m on Zoloft, and Epival, and many other planets.

I got home, and found my wife had left a note on the fridge, that said "This isn't working I'm going to my mum's".
I open the fridge, the light comes on, the beer is cold ... like I keep saying: "that woman is delusional."

I still have psychotic breaks from time to time, which are very different than coffee breaks.
For instance, you don’t get paid for psychotic breaks.


Tip of the day: The experienced traveler always flies first class, so that when the engine falls off the plane, she’s drinking champagne.

[SailRN]

I think my wife might not appreciate me coming home late.


She left me a note:


"I've gone to bed. Your supper's in the dog."

[Singularity]

Norse code.

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