The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[GordMay]

I failed my electronics exam today.
Apparently, a transistor is not a black woman, dressed as a man.

[GordMay]

[s/v Jedi]

Don’t put others down!

[tkeithlu]

Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior.

So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:

-Is Crimea ours?

-Yes, it is.

-And the Donbas?

-Also ours.

-And Kyiv?

-We got that too.

Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:

-Thanks, how much do I owe you?

-Five Euros.

[Montanan]

What's your favorite flavor?

[s/v Jedi]

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[SailRN]

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[SailRN]

Pros and Cons of making children:


Pros: Making children


Cons: Children

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[Firemandivi]

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[ChrisJHC]

Originally Posted by Montanan

What's your favorite flavor?

And to bring the thread back to being vaguely nautical:

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

One lady turns and asks, "Do you still crave cigarettes?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck on a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?

[Montanan]

Look carefully, and wait for it.