Cruisers Forum
 

Go Back   Cruisers & Sailing Forums > Scuttlebutt > Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
Reload this Page The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads
Cruiser Wiki Click Here to Login
Register Vendors FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Log in

Reply
Page 86 of 315 « First 36768485 86 878896136186 Last »
  This discussion is proudly sponsored by:
Please support our sponsors and let them know you heard about their products on Cruisers Forums. Advertise Here
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 01-11-2021, 19:28   #1276
CF Adviser
 
Pelagic's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2007
Boat: Van Helleman Schooner 65ft StarGazer
Posts: 10,280
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
Your semantics are pedantic
Pelagic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2021, 19:58   #1277
Registered User
 
MBWhite's Avatar

Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Illinois
Boat: Rinker 24
Posts: 398
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by GordMay View Post
Q: What do you someone who leads a symphony, on top of a Tesla Truck?
A: A semiconductor.

Q: What do you call a criminal driving a Tesla?
A: A Joule Thief.

Q: Who solved the mystery of the stolen Tesla?
A: Sherlock Ohms.

Q: Why do blondes like the Tesla Model S?
A: Because they can spell it.

You left out the best one:


Q: What do you call a Tesla that has been stolen?
A: An Edison
MBWhite is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2021, 20:04   #1278
Registered User

Join Date: May 2019
Location: Between Panama and Florida
Boat: Beebe Passagemaker 50'
Posts: 740
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by MBWhite View Post
You left out the best one:


Q: What do you call a Tesla that has been stolen?
A: An Edison



I see you know your history!
BlueH2Obound is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2021, 00:42   #1279
Senior Cruiser
 
GordMay's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario - 48-29N x 89-20W
Boat: (Cruiser Living On Dirt)
Posts: 49,483
Images: 241
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread

***

***

***
__________________
Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
GordMay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2021, 03:54   #1280
Registered User
 
OldManMirage's Avatar

Join Date: May 2017
Location: NE Florida
Boat: 1980 Endeavour 32
Posts: 887
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eigenvector View Post
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Wow, this one had me spitting eeffoc I was laughing so hard !!



Best laugh I've had in a while.
__________________
Old Man and Miss Mirage
YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb6...I8nmW3cFgpkzzg
OldManMirage is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2021, 05:05   #1281
Registered User
 
ahun's Avatar

Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Western Australia
Boat: Herreshoff 36
Posts: 302
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
Alternative Melbourne Cup:

"Racing... Tarocash Rack away well with Trashy Shoulder Tatt, Mum Made My Fascinator slow out of the gates and has given away the start to Heineken Licensed Venue and Carlton Contract. Crooked Heels a half length to Moet Spew, Williams has been given a wide berth on Witchery Catalogue and Short Fade out three deep. Moving well in transit is Fossil Watch a length and a half ahead of Old Prawn Buffet and Spoiled Sushi. Pushing forward is Violent Lad on the speed from Who's Got Uber and Throw Your Dukes. Aggravated Assault looks to have run his race under pressure and caught off the track outside Mutton Dressed As Lamb as they round the turn"
__________________
attilavedo.wordpress.com
ahun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2021, 22:27   #1282
Registered User
 
Buzzman's Avatar

Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: New South Wales, Australia
Boat: Still building
Posts: 1,557
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
...Here they come! Last furlong! They;re all bunched up - it's anyone's race!


And the winner is....

The ambulance! First past the post!
Buzzman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2021, 02:28   #1283
Senior Cruiser
 
GordMay's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario - 48-29N x 89-20W
Boat: (Cruiser Living On Dirt)
Posts: 49,483
Images: 241
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
__________________
Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
GordMay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2021, 14:22   #1284
Registered User
 
admiral 31's Avatar

Join Date: Dec 2017
Location: Netherland
Boat: Admiral 31
Posts: 66
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
Originally Posted by admiral 31
Please do not forget this is the JOKE thread



Quote:
Originally Posted by StuM View Post
Oh no it's not!


This is "The 2021 Joke Tread" )

oh no its not!


it is the 2021 joke thread

oh dear, but we can't always be right


Hoisted with his own petard

This is The Joke Thread: https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...tml#post101626


(This is "The 2021 Joke Tread" )
admiral 31 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-11-2021, 04:02   #1285
Senior Cruiser
 
GordMay's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario - 48-29N x 89-20W
Boat: (Cruiser Living On Dirt)
Posts: 49,483
Images: 241
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
__________________
Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
GordMay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-11-2021, 04:05   #1286
Senior Cruiser
 
GordMay's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario - 48-29N x 89-20W
Boat: (Cruiser Living On Dirt)
Posts: 49,483
Images: 241
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
__________________
Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
GordMay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-11-2021, 04:07   #1287
Senior Cruiser
 
GordMay's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario - 48-29N x 89-20W
Boat: (Cruiser Living On Dirt)
Posts: 49,483
Images: 241
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
__________________
Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
GordMay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-11-2021, 04:08   #1288
Senior Cruiser
 
GordMay's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario - 48-29N x 89-20W
Boat: (Cruiser Living On Dirt)
Posts: 49,483
Images: 241
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
__________________
Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
GordMay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-11-2021, 08:36   #1289
Registered User
 
senormechanico's Avatar

Join Date: Aug 2003
Boat: Dragonfly 1000 trimaran
Posts: 7,165
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
The Joke Thread is officially DEAD !
__________________
The question is not, "Who will let me?"
The question is,"Who is going to stop me?"


Ayn Rand
senormechanico is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-11-2021, 12:54   #1290
Registered User
 
StuM's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Port Moresby,Papua New Guinea
Boat: FP Belize Maestro 43 and OPBs
Posts: 12,891
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by senormechanico View Post
The Joke Thread is officially DEAD !

Long live the 2021 Joke Thread!
StuM is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 86 of 315 « First 36768485 86 878896136186 Last »

« Mutiny on the 'Bounty' | - »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Advertise Here


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 01:05.

Contact Us - Cruisers & Sailing Forums - Sitemap - Community Rules - Terms of Service - Privacy - Accessibility - Top

Google+
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Social Knowledge Networks
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
close

Privacy Guaranteed - your email is never shared with anyone, opt out any time.


ShowCase vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.