The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[HopCar]

Considering what inflation is doing to my savings, I think I’ll invest in USPS forever stamps.

[GordMay]

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[s/v Jedi]

Coffee…

[GordMay]

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[s/v Jedi]

Hahahaha. I got more as well

[Bullshooter]

True story:

I came home with some trepidation because my wife had gotten 2 flat tires that day and could not get hold of me. I pulled up with a little flatboat in my truck bed, and my little boy, about 5, comes up and says "Dad, you got ANOTHER boat?"

I shushed him and got him off to the side, told him. "Keep quiet, your Mom is real mad right now...And son, you NEVER have too many boats!"

Of course, I have changed my opinion about that since.

[s/v Jedi]

don’t stop

[Montanan]

[jeanathon]

Old, but still makes me laugh till I cry.
https://youtu.be/lf3mgmEdfwg

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."