So .....how much does a man cost?

[Tomahawk]

Seriously folks...

Women (well most) do not really know how to spend money..

What I hear you say? How about all those shopping trips, new shoes, must have handbag, a little black number, not to mention the obsession with makeup and creams that promise to take years off you.. (ever wondered about those? If they really do work then most women should be going through puberty in reverse!!!).

Men on the other hand seem to know how to blow the dosh.. the capital cost of a boat will buy thousands of pairs of shoes.. Then we have to look at the upkeep? mooring, insurance, and the everso necessary high tech kit like chart plotters, radar, Dynema halyards??

Then there is the means of transport? A car is simply not enough. It has to be a Stingray or a Beema(3M) or a Hummer.. Get the picture...

So really now much do they cost?