The New Joke Thread

[Janet H]

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[StuM]

Originally Posted by Janet H

Specifically, Discussions about politics, weaponry and religion are permitted only in association with the topic of this forum.

Thank you!

[Uncle Bob]

Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old ute parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.
She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone had seen it there and to explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.
Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his ute in front of Mildred's house ... walked home ... and left it there all night.

[HopCar]

As Janet, you took down the Canon printer joke. That’s not a weapon a cannon is.

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[double u]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

An elderly married woman.."

even in dirty jokes a certain etiquette has to be observed, in the USofA...

[BugzyCan]

A farmer needed to buy a bull to service his cows but in order to afford it; he had to borrow money from the bank. The banker who lent him the money stopped by a week later to see how his investment was shaping up. The farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at the cows, so the banker suggested calling a vet to take a look at the animal.
The following week the banker returned to see if the vet had been of any use. The farmer looked very pleased. 'The bull serviced all my cows twice,' he said, 'then broke through the fence and serviced all my neighbors cows three times.'
'Wow!' exclaimed the banker. 'What did the vet do to that bull?'
'Just gave me some pills to give him,' replied the farmer.
'What kind off pills?'
'I don’t know,' said the farmer, 'but they sort of taste like chocolate

[socaldmax]

Seriously...

[socaldmax]

Exactly!

[socaldmax]

Oops...

[socaldmax]

I say this to a lot of guys...

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

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[Montanan]

Okay, now I know the Moderators have told us to refrain from controversial topics such as political jokes, but I couldn't resist.