The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[Montanan]

That groundhog is going to be the first thing on the BBQ grill as soon as the weather clears up.

[carstenb]

Originally Posted by Montanan

Meanwhile in Montana we received this alert message from the Search and Rescue:

Forgot the black plague

[SeanPatrick]

And the Spanish Inquisition, killer bees, land sharks, etc.

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

On Hilton Head Resort cocktail napkins:

[GordMay]

Label: “Ask a doctor before use if you have difficulty urinating due to an enlarged prostate.”

Product: Midol Menstrual Complete

Sound advice, from Merck. But, should sufferers of premenstrual syndrome, really, lose sleep, over enlarged prostates?

[Montanan]

Those that state: "No pun intended" are weak!

Intend your puns, you cowards!

[Star Fire]

Originally Posted by SeanPatrick

And the Spanish Inquisition, killer bees, land sharks, etc.

Murder hornets are a legit cause for concern.

[Montanan]

What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?

A barbercue.


What do you call a reluctant potato?

A hesitater.


What do you call a duck that steals?

A Robber Duck.


What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

[Montanan]

[Montanan]

I just learned that the neighborhood had a meeting about how to deal with the crazy person on the block.

It's weird that they didn't invite me.

[Uncle Bob]

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...1&d=1711336520

[GordMay]

Over time, I’ve earned a lot of expertise:

I finally graduated, as an expert in female biology.
I studied abroad, or two.

I'm, also, an expert in ice cream.
I went to sundae school.

I'm, also, an expert at sleeping.
I can do it, with my eyes closed.

I’m, also, an expert in keyhole surgery.
I studied at Yale.

I'm, also, an expert, in not finishing anything.
I have a black belt, in partial arts.

I’m, also, an expert in idioms.
I know them, like the front of my hand.

I’m, also, an expert on the Dunning-Krueger effect.
It’s the effect that states: that anything that can go wrong, will.

I'm no expert on covid-19, but I do know the cure.
They are a band, from the 1980s.

[GILow]

Originally Posted by Uncle Bob

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...1&d=1711336520

And still, after all these years, the cargo is smarter than the driver.