Over time, I’ve earned a lot of expertise:
I finally graduated, as an expert in female biology.
I studied abroad, or two.
I'm, also, an expert in ice cream.
I went to sundae
school.
I'm, also, an expert at sleeping.
I can do it, with my eyes closed.
I’m, also, an expert in keyhole surgery.
I studied at Yale.
I'm, also, an expert, in not finishing anything.
I have a black belt, in partial arts.
I’m, also, an expert in idioms.
I know them, like the front of my hand.
I’m, also, an expert on the Dunning-Krueger effect.
It’s the effect that states: that anything that can go wrong, will.
I'm no expert on covid-19, but I do know the cure.
They are a band, from the 1980s.