The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

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[StuM]

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[IslandHopper]

A woman goes to her doctor's office to discuss a strange development.

She has discovered a green spot on the inside of each thigh.

They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse.

The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem and tells her not to worry until he gets the tests back.

A few days later the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor.

She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.

The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy there's no problem, but I'm wondering, was your boyfriend that Harley guy in the waiting room?"

The woman stammers, "Why yes, but how did you know?"

"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

[StuM]

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[Firemandivi]

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[GordMay]

After we finished the pop quiz, in our psychology class, our teacher allowed us to quietly talk amongst ourselves. A group of us were discussing the idiocy of Pavlov's dog, and how pairing a stimulus, with a conditioned response, seemed illogical, in the real world.
Then the bell rang, and we all headed out to lunch.

[Firemandivi]

A new teacher was trying out something from one of her psychology classes that she learnt at university. She says to the children "Everyone who thinks that they are stupid, stand up now."
After a little while Johnny stands up.
The teacher asks him "why did you stand up Johnny? Do you really think you are stupid?"
Johnny replies "No Miss, but I hated seeing you standing there all by yourself".

[Uncle Bob]

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