The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[El Pinguino]

We need a 'groan' button ..

[El Pinguino]

Originally Posted by GILow

I think you were decently conned.

I thought you were going sailing?

Mind you we had 45mm last night and the low is right over Casa Pingo just now so maybe easterlies with you?

OK that isn't funny and doesn't belong in the joke thread -- sozzy

[jeanathon]

I know a little Greek.

He has a restaurant down on 5th.

[MicHughV]

my first experience with American humor was tasting a big mac for the first time..

[goguygo]

Originally Posted by MicHughV

my first experience with American humor was tasting a big mac for the first time..

I find this Australian attempt at humor to be in very bad taste

[GILow]

Originally Posted by El Pinguino

We need a 'groan' button ..

They had one.

It wore out.

[kapnd]

Originally Posted by CatNewBee

Ever seen a horse on a ventillator? See how well Ivermectin works. [emoji6]

“They shoot horses, don’t they?”

[GordMay]

[OutOfControl]

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a pub in Sydney. She raises her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit.

She points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”

The bar goes silent as the patrons try to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an old, owl-eyed drunk slams his hand down on the counter and bellows, “Give the ballerina a drink!”

The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. She turns to the patrons and again points around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asks, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?”

Once again, the same little ole drunk slaps his money down on the bar and says, “Give the ballerina another drink!”

The bartender approaches the little old drunk and says, “Tell me, Paddy, it’s your own darn business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why in tarnation do you keep calling her the ballerina?”

The drunk replies, “Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!”

[Eigenvector]

Can't beat the above one.........

[Eigenvector]

plus 2 more

[bobnlesley]

[SailRN]

I've been concerned about weight gain during this pandemic, so I started a new diet - The Whiskey Diet. So far I've lost 4 days...

[GordMay]

[OldManMirage]

Originally Posted by GordMay

Funny thing is - it's as good an explanation as any, because we have not actually figured out why there is gravity. But I'm glad its a constant !