this unholiest of antichrists was a tropical storm just 24 hours before she was a 5 wholly sheets
mon. this is a lil wee tad scary. frightful? wild? definitely an adventure.
let talk rapid intensification.
thank gods for storm 2k. they scared the carp outta me. damn.
excellent workmanship, truly my favorite storm chasing watching praising folks. yes. i love them too. they make me smarter
for my friends and nannies out there-- F the tsunami, we has a cane to consider, and secondly,
i praise all the gods ever in existence that we are outside the cone of death err uncertainty. i like the label death better--gives a cane its due respect.....
this bitch is beeyoooteeeful, which means lotsalotsa deadly. the mor eggorgeous the storm formation, the deadlier they are. remember katrina, that wimp of a cat 5???? lickmy boots, says patricia.. yes stonger than kat. mutha of all muthas. gods i am good...
praise to all the dogs
this is a not here but there and that there is sparsely populated landfall. (think overeducated kid you can figger me out yet..lol i will always be a kid)
sorry puerto vallarta
, you are NOT first hit, so keep ypur pink panties from twisting up.
this **** is real.
and it is not yet here.
i did ask the gods for rain. fukkinwatchwhatyeaskforbitch. oops please if you are sensitive, please dont read the strungtogether words.. i am in no mood to speak nice. you suckers are silkly clad in your safe posh or not bedrooms without leaks
in a temperate zone without massive fun and frolic, scowling an senvying our lifestyle.
now look what we get. y'aall bitching about cali boat buying
tax or other imaginary and definitively superfluous things in life-- just remember if i die, your **** aint squat. sorry. perspective.
this is real. people die in these.
we talking stronger than katrina here, folks.
please dear dogs
and gods may we please allow the locals some reprieve. they do not deserve to die in a cat 6 pos wimpy ass storm .
our post exam is gonna include-- how much of the barra de navidad malecon and beachfront will remain post batterng ram
how many locals will be washed away and out to sea..
how many houses will disappear.
oh praise all the dogs and gods i am outside the damn cone of death. doesnt mean we wont die, just means it will take longer.
oh i forgot to add anchors and guns
to this lil bit of fun. remember i may die so you cannot mess with me..nyaa nyaah...
no i am not using an anchor
.. yet, and no flareguns either.
if i do use a flaregun it will be a cqr
too light for boat so i can retrieve it easily without problem.. and considering using my propaane tank, yes full, as an anchor
ok guys, have at it... make me laugh harder than ever. please.
no bashing, remember i am a dying woman...... so.... make me laugh..i will be bashed enough by momma nature before monday.