The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

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Originally Posted by GordMay

Such a wonderful summary of today's world....

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[IslandHopper]

THE BATHTUB TEST:

During a visit to my doctors I asked him "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

Doctor: "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a tea cup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub"

Me: "Oh I understand, because a normal person would use the bucket as it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup"

Doctor: "No, a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window or the door?"

[IslandHopper]

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back, he then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly working it down one side and then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressing downward again, working down her side, passing gently over her buttocks and down her leg to her calf.

He then moved up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg, he continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, “That was wonderful. Why did you stop?”

“I found the remote,” he said.