The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[GordMay]

[rotrax]

Originally Posted by jeanathon

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at the door? Matt
no arms or legs water skiing? Skip
no arms or legs hanging on the wall? Art


Feel free to continue.

What do you call a guy who sleeps wrapped in a Spinnaker?




Russel..................

[GordMay]

I’ve just been told I have xenophobia.
I bet I caught it off some damn foreigner.

I can never understand why Xenophobia is considered ignorant.
Given their immense potential for death and destruction, I personally find the fear of Xenomorphs to be perfectly sensible.

I don’t like the word xenophobia.
It sounds so foreign.

Racism is so stupid.
You shouldn't treat someone differently, just because they're from an inferior race.
Why hate a person based on his/her skin color? If you just took the time to know them as a person, you can find a whole lot of other things to hate them for.

With climate change, income inequality, racism, xenophobia, religious extremists, war, and famine all around us, I often wonder what the world is coming to.
Then I check PornHub.
Turns out it’s stepsisters.

What do Barack Obama and Donald Trump have in common?
Both are former presidents of the USA, and both are harassed, for the color of their skin.

The other day, I saw a rose making fun of a tulip ,that had a bump on it's stem, so I stepped on the rose. I'm just doing my part ...
... to stop cyst stemic racism.

And, just for boatie:
Brexit was similar to choosing your favorite Jane Austen novel.
Pride and Prejudice defeated Sense and Sensibility.

[GILow]

[skipmac]

Boat repairs

[Montanan]

Just saying.

[Montanan]

Apparently, it is only okay to say "Look at you! You've got so big!" to children, adults tend to take offense.

[double u]

...shouldn't it be "gotten"?
(just asking for a friend...)

[Pelagic]

Originally Posted by Montanan

Apparently, it is only okay to say "Look at you! You've got so big!" to children, adults tend to take offense.

In Adults, it all depends whose asking and what particular part of the body they are talking about

[GordMay]

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[Dave_S]

Sorry if your going to sleep now !

[carstenb]

I'm turning 70 in a couple of weeks and I've reached the age where I'm finally forced to admit that my wife has begun to mumble

[jeanathon]

Originally Posted by carstenb

I'm turning 70 in a couple of weeks and I've reached the age where I'm finally forced to admit that my wife has begun to mumble

What?

[carstenb]

Originally Posted by jeanathon

What?

exactly What?

a bit of an obscure joke - as we get older our hearing begins to fade and we usually make up all kinds of excuses for saying

What?

mine is that my wife has begun to mumble

[GordMay]

I wear two hearing aids.
One amplifies what my wife says, and the other amplifies what she means.