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Old 04-12-2021, 13:21   #1516
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Follow Yogi’s advice.
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Old 04-12-2021, 14:20   #1517
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Yep, that's definitely forked!

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Old 04-12-2021, 17:12   #1518
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Yep, should just "take it" to complement the spoon and the knife found on the same road.
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Great stuff!
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And lastly...
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
He finally conceded.

Donald Trump: “Anybody that doesn’t think there wasn’t massive Election Fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election is either very stupid, or very corrupt!"

George Conway: "Seriously, I usually don't find it unsurprising when he says something that's not inaccurate, but no one—not even the former guy—can be not correct all the time."
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Old 05-12-2021, 08:07   #1526
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Fan of the Eagles.
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That made no sense👎
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It does if you are an Eagles Fan..
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Just a FYI:


There was another posting, since removed, between Montanan's Eagles joke at 1107 EST and the ill-defined response at 1401 EST by sirzones.


The removed posting was something about the first snowfall in a valley in Montana...


Sirzones was not clear in the posting as to what made "no sense", and I have no idea what was meant.
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