The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[bobnlesley]

Originally Posted by GILow

Well, there goes Australia Day.

Never mind 'Australia Day' why do you ockers get a holiday for the Queen's Birthday? She's our Queen, not yours, just because we occasionally lend her to you, like the Ashes, doesn't give you any claim on her; Jeez, it always the same when we try to introduce culture to these third-world countries.

[carlosproa]

Originally Posted by bobnlesley

Never mind 'Australia Day' why do you ockers get a holiday for the Queen's Birthday? She's our Queen, not yours, just because we occasionally lend her to you, like the Ashes, doesn't give you any claim on her; Jeez, it always the same when we try to introduce culture to these third-world countries.

Agreed! Imperialist symbols should reside in their countries, I never understood the retarded fascinations from the Americas former colonies with GB and Spain; most don’t understand is not reciprocated. People in Spain call their former colonies “Sudakas” which is a derogatory term hinting at their “lack of culture” and new found wealth.

[Pelagic]

Originally Posted by carlosproa

People in Spain call their former colonies “Sudakas” which is a derogatory term hinting at their “lack of culture” and new found wealth.

Yeah but, Neil Sudakas did ok?

[Montanan]

Liquor Store Clerk: Do you need help?

Me: Yes, but I decided to come here instead.

[Montanan]

We squint at the sun because it is bright.

We squint at some people because they are not.

[JPA Cate]

levy vs. levee.

[GILow]

Originally Posted by bobnlesley

Never mind 'Australia Day' why do you ockers get a holiday for the Queen's Birthday? She's our Queen, not yours, just because we occasionally lend her to you, like the Ashes, doesn't give you any claim on her; Jeez, it always the same when we try to introduce culture to these third-world countries.

We won’t need to celebrate Queenie’s birthday for much longer, global warming has pretty well trashed the ski fields already.

[Montanan]

Real friends.

[Montanan]

Just saying.

[Midnight Son]

Originally Posted by Montanan

Just saying.

Re:#1494
Soon to be single male.🤣

[CaptTom]

On cooking skills...

Many years ago the facility I worked at implemented a background check process. Our whole department had to be fingerprinted. The fingerprint technician claimed to be able to tell a lot about a person by their fingerprints. To the first guy, he said "You've never done an honest day's work in your life." The rest of us laughed, knowing it was true.

To the next woman, he said "You like to cook. I can tell by all the small marks and cuts on your fingertips." She looked very pleased and said "Why, yes, I do like to cook!"

Guy number 1 turns to her and says:

"Yeah, but he didn't say you were any GOOD at it!"

Rough crowd. But we had a good time.

[GordMay]

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