I found this on Craig's list today and had to share the genius of this guy to everyone:
Link
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb...354283004.html
Copy of the ad:
I have a 32' 1977 Kettenburg
for sale or
trade. i want to
trade for a sandrail , or 2 badass Quads or a Sweet Ass Muscle car or a Lamborghini or a bmw 4 door 2000 or newer or a if you think you might have something cool enough to trade for a one of a kind
blue water boat , ive saved a dolphin drowning sailing & miles off shore , you never know what your next adventure could be , live life on the edge look only back to smile this
boat runs like a champ. Has been to
New Zealand and back. I've personally sailed it through numerous Gale warnings and always got me to my
destination safely.this is a great first time boat cause i have been sailing for the last 2 years i have sailed over 20 times to
Catalina have been kicked off half the island for partying to hard thanks to this sailboat
for sale it has a
Yanmar diesel 2 cylinder it cost 80$ to fill the tank that tank will last you 2 months running all the time each
motor is different and im telling you know bull **** this boat is the **** i dont even wanna sell it but i have a baby on the way and my wife wont shut up about seling the boat im not in a hurry to sell it so dont try to low ball me or ill hang up on you , im already giving you the deal of a life time , what more do you want from me ? this boat is 10,500 pounds of kick ass fun check the boat out you tube , type it in just like this , Captgracek32 , and you can see this boat under sail sailing throw storms like it aint **** chillin in catilin like a boss or on a night time save a boat off the island sailing with the
dolphins , this boat sleeps six people it comes with plenty of extra
sails it has a new cd player bumps loud , great for partys sink works 40 gallon
water tank , nice working bathroom , white leather ceilings
wood inside no termites thank god if you buy this boat please keep it like that, you can reach me at 9168890861.
I thought it was quite humorous, sad but
funny.