Crew Wanted: Discreet Female Crew Wanted

[Snore]

Originally Posted by Jammer Six

Young, beautiful, single, fit female crew who knows how to keep her mouth shut wanted in Puget Sound for daysails.

I'm a 60 year old guy with some wear. Some scars. Most of my teeth.

Can't jump down to the dock anymore. Can't walk all the way down the dock to the boat. Used to be able to hear better. Some heart issues. Some medications. Lots of money.

Looking for soul-mate to amuse me while we float around Puget Sound and count submarines. Prefer 20-25, long black hair, tan.

Don't ever call me at home, email me, contact me through Steath007@secret.com only, or leave a message here. With a picture.

This has GOT TO me a troll post. The web domain 'secret.com' is used by Proctor and Gamble to market a deodorant by the same name. So what are the odds of establishing a "hidden" email account for liaisons???

[goboatingnow]

This has GOT TO me a troll post. The web domain 'secret.com' is used by Proctor and Gamble to market a deodorant by the same name. So what are the odds of establishing a "hidden" email account for liaisons???

you think????

dave

[o_q]

We need more posts like this

[JazzyO]

Originally Posted by ozskipper

you must be all at least an 8.5 or higher.

Out of a 100, I'm guessing...


Onno

[Sea Frog]

I think we need to discuss some really important issues here. Does she need to be proficient with guns, and will topicstarter carry guns on board (if yes, what kind)? Another thing is what type of anchor does the boat use, and - equally important - will it be a multihull or mono?

[goat]

Originally Posted by JazzyO

Out of a 100, I'm guessing...


Onno

I believe that's I.Q.

[zeehag]

rodlmao....... this is soooo funny.

[Teknav]

Like in a western movie...a mortician will be stopping by to take some measurements while the would-be killed can still stand up...

Mauritz
The mule is not for sale!

[Sailor_Hutch]

Originally Posted by ozskipper

I am looking for 6 to ten young females who have lots of money and like pillow fights in the penthouse of the Hilton while spending Daddies money on middle aged men such as myself.
next!!!!

Hey! Sixties are the new middle age! Pre-date tip: Clean inside corners of eyes real good and try not to smile too much.

[Rakuflames]

Originally Posted by Jammer Six

A cougar would work, if she's still married. (She has to have as much to lose as I do...)

You guys don't know what a cougar is! A cougar is an older woman who seeks a younger man as a partner. Think Demii Moore.

A couger is never a younger woman looking for an older man.

[Teknav]

A younger woman looking for a rich, about to die, older man is called a "gold digger". With the price of gold is now falling, the title will soon change to "estate digger". One way or the other, you'll leave everything behind when your clock stops ticking; might as well love the one you're with!

Mauritz
The mule is not for sale!

[Crimea Cruiser]

Originally Posted by Jammer Six

Don't ever call me at home, email me, contact me through Steath007@secret.com only, or leave a message here. With a picture.

I especially like touch of the stealth email address. It is soooo stealth that it left out the "l".

[Rakuflames]

Originally Posted by Crimea Cruiser

I especially like touch of the stealth email address. It is soooo stealth that it left out the "l".

It doesn't say "stealth." It says "steath."

If he were real I would say he was new at this, but my guess is, giving that it's Sept., that someone has just pledged a fraternity ...

[Crimea Cruiser]

Originally Posted by Rakuflames

It doesn't say "stealth." It says "steath."

Which is exactly why I said it is missing the "l". 007. Secret. stealth. spy. Get it?

[Nomadgurl]

too bad you like them so young. That, is only asking for trouble with your requirements as young women are very infatuated with lots of money and want it badly. Take us more mature women, who can give you years of experience and no head games, who know the evil of money and could care less, who understand a mans needs and desires, you may be suprized. Don't be so quick to put down single women, there are women out there who just want to have fun with no strings attached. Plus, if you are lucky she is a nurse in case you have too much fun. By the way, whats in it for her?