Crew Wanted: Discreet Female Crew Wanted

[Wotname]

Originally Posted by Jammer Six

Young, beautiful, single, fit female crew who knows how to keep her mouth shut wanted in Puget Sound for daysails.

I'm a 60 year old guy with some wear. Some scars. Most of my teeth.

Can't jump down to the dock anymore. Can't walk all the way down the dock to the boat. Used to be able to hear better. Some heart issues. Some medications. Lots of money.

Looking for soul-mate to amuse me while we float around Puget Sound and count submarines. Prefer 20-25, long black hair, tan.

Don't ever call me at home, email me, contact me through Steath007@secret.com only, or leave a message here. With a picture.

Originally Posted by Nomadgurl

........By the way, whats in it for her?

Presumably she gets to know how many submarines there are in Puget Sound without having to speak.

[bgallinger]

I'm 63, lost some hair and teeth but otherwise sort of tolerable to look at. Trouble is, I'm not filthy rich so Jammer...I'll be happy to take any throw aways ya have.
Love this thread. Waayyyy better than those boring environmental ones!

[foggysail]

Jammer-- you just may provide surprises to all of us before this is through

[Teknav]

Hiya Nomad! You sound like a really decent lady! I wish you the best in finding that special guy!

Mauritz
Going to behave now!

[David_Old_Jersey]

When I saw this thread for some reason I immediately thought of ANJOU .

I think the Mods should move this thread into the Women's sub forum.

[Travelnik]

Perfect candidate must be approx. 1m tall, with good balance in a seaway, and a flat head to hold drinks.

[goboatingnow]

Originally Posted by Nomadgurl

too bad you like them so young. That, is only asking for trouble with your requirements as young women are very infatuated with lots of money and want it badly. Take us more mature women, who can give you years of experience and no head games, who know the evil of money and could care less, who understand a mans needs and desires, you may be suprized. Don't be so quick to put down single women, there are women out there who just want to have fun with no strings attached. Plus, if you are lucky she is a nurse in case you have too much fun. By the way, whats in it for her?

Take me take me

Dave

[beverley]

Originally Posted by Jammer Six

Young, beautiful, single, fit female crew who knows how to keep her mouth shut wanted in Puget Sound for daysails.

I'm a 60 year old guy with some wear. Some scars. Most of my teeth.

Can't jump down to the dock anymore. Can't walk all the way down the dock to the boat. Used to be able to hear better. Some heart issues. Some medications.

Why bother the children? I am a 64 year old woman with good dentures and I can cook like a demon. There is nothing wrong with my hearing and I can hear anything said about me in a 1000 yard radius. This could be useful if the radar ever fails in fog.

Originally Posted by Jammer Six

Looking for soul-mate to amuse me while we float around Puget Sound and count submarines. Prefer 20-25, long black hair, tan.

Well, I am a L'Oreal brunette and I have plenty of time on my hands ever since my herpes diagnosis, but do not let that worry you hun... we will find a way.

x x

[Jammer Six]

Originally Posted by Nomadgurl

too bad you like them so young. That, is only asking for trouble with your requirements as young women are very infatuated with lots of money and want it badly. Take us more mature women, who can give you years of experience and no head games, who know the evil of money and could care less, who understand a mans needs and desires, you may be suprized. Don't be so quick to put down single women, there are women out there who just want to have fun with no strings attached. Plus, if you are lucky she is a nurse in case you have too much fun. By the way, whats in it for her?

Dear Nomadgurl: can you post a picture of yourself, please?

What's in it for her is quite simple. I'm a heavily hung billionare. I won't miss a few million, particularly if it's less than a day's interest.

Thank you.

Steath007

[Jammer Six]

Originally Posted by beverley

Well, I am a L'Oreal brunette and I have plenty of time on my hands ever since my herpes diagnosis, but do not let that worry you hun... we will find a way.

Herpes isn't a problem. Picture? Can you cook stroganoff? I love stroganoff.

Steath007

[beverley]

Originally Posted by Jammer Six

Herpes isn't a problem. Picture?

Originally Posted by Jammer Six

Can you cook stroganoff? I love stroganoff

Of course I can! What is a stroganoff?

[Ocean Girl]

Sounds like you are looking for a prostitute.

[Teknav]

It's a matter of time until one of the mods looks at it then feeds it to the thread sharks! (It's demeaning to women!)

Mauritz
Keep it clean, folks!

[OutOfControl]

Originally Posted by beverley

Of course I can! What is a stroganoff?

Beverley, something he won't be doing while looking at your photo.

OutOfControl

[zeehag]

awesome pic---this one must be a keeper--even smokes..lol enough gordo to keep her man warm... prolly can hug damn good...lol