Crew Wanted: Discreet Female Crew Wanted

[Jammer Six]

Originally Posted by beverley

Of course I can! What is a stroganoff?

Mom? Is that you?

[Jammer Six]

Originally Posted by Ocean Girl

Sounds like you are looking for a prostitute.

I suppose that depends on price...

[Redcoat]

When I went looking for a boat I looked all over for the Love Boat but ended up in a Cooper.

[beverley]

Originally Posted by Teknav

(It's demeaning to women!)

Only if you allow to be. Eleanor Roosevelt said it best "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."

[Jacana]

Originally Posted by Jammer Six

Mom? Is that you?

As requested,if your needs are not met forward this nice young lady's details on to Mark.

[Jacana]

Originally Posted by bgallinger

I'm 63, lost some hair and teeth but otherwise sort of tolerable to look at. Trouble is, I'm not filthy rich so Jammer...I'll be happy to take any throw aways ya have.
Love this thread. Waayyyy better than those boring environmental ones!

Marks got first dibs ,however,lucky for you I am sure he is a gentleman and will forward details of any unwanted items,probably sooner than you think.

[Paul Elliott]

Originally Posted by Teknav

It's a matter of time until one of the mods looks at it then feeds it to the thread sharks! (It's demeaning to women!)

Mauritz
Keep it clean, folks!

Actually, I think the mods are thoroughly amused by this thread. I know I am.

If it gets nasty, or if you (anyone) are offended, please make sure that your sense of humor is functioning. It that's working properly and you're still offended, please click on the "report post" icon at the bottom of the post (exclamation point in a triangle).

[Rakuflames]

Originally Posted by Nomadgurl

too bad you like them so young. That, is only asking for trouble with your requirements as young women are very infatuated with lots of money and want it badly. Take us more mature women, who can give you years of experience and no head games, who know the evil of money and could care less, who understand a mans needs and desires, you may be suprized. Don't be so quick to put down single women, there are women out there who just want to have fun with no strings attached. Plus, if you are lucky she is a nurse in case you have too much fun. By the way, whats in it for her?

This mature woman can do much better than him!

[capttman]

Hmmmm I look good in a dress LMFAO

[robinheide]

Jammer,
I'm not available, but my mother is-she's single, has most of her teeth as well-in a cup next to her bed. She's a brunette, too -at least for awhile every six weeks. She is very discreet and promises not to call you at home. Hey, 3 out the 5 requirements isn't bad and if she is not enough for you she has a sister who looks a lot like the gal pictured in previous posts. I'll forward your email address.

[Moe R]

I wanna party with this guy... too funny !

[goat]

Maybe Jammers on to something! I'm gonna put out an ad too;
Available. Filthy stinking rich. Well....two out of three ain't bad.

[beverley]

Originally Posted by goat

Available. Filthy stinking rich. Well....two out of three ain't bad.

Is "rich" one of the two? If not.....

[sailorboy1]

Originally Posted by Jammer Six

Young, beautiful, single, fit female crew who knows how to keep her mouth shut wanted in Puget Sound for daysails.

I'm a 60 year old guy with some wear. Some scars. Most of my teeth.

Can't jump down to the dock anymore. Can't walk all the way down the dock to the boat. Used to be able to hear better. Some heart issues. Some medications. Lots of money.

Looking for soul-mate to amuse me while we float around Puget Sound and count submarines. Prefer 20-25, long black hair, tan.

Don't ever call me at home, email me, contact me through Steath007@secret.com only, or leave a message here. With a picture.

Ignore all negative posts, all of us are rooting for you

[Capt Phil]

This is just getting better and better! Phil