Political One Liners:
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.
They say St. Patrick drove the snakes out of
Ireland. I wonder if he could do that for Congress.
I think we should get rid of democracy. All in favor raise your hand.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
I once meet an honest, caring, politician that listened when I spoke and tried to help the country. Then I woke up.
If you are not part of the solution, you're probably running for President.
Trump should not have said "****-hole countries". The correct term is "turd-world countries".
What do you call a Russian procrastinator? Putinoff.
What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.
We need to show compassion for the mentally ill without letting them run for President.
In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.