The New Political Joke (only) Quarantine Bay.

[Montanan]

Political One Liners:

My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.


A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.


They say St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I wonder if he could do that for Congress.


I think we should get rid of democracy. All in favor raise your hand.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.


Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

I once meet an honest, caring, politician that listened when I spoke and tried to help the country. Then I woke up.


If you are not part of the solution, you're probably running for President.


Trump should not have said "****-hole countries". The correct term is "turd-world countries".

What do you call a Russian procrastinator? Putinoff.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.


We need to show compassion for the mentally ill without letting them run for President.


In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.

[Montanan]

[Janet H]

Hi Folks - After some soul-searching we are closing this thread and asking you to refrain from further posting of political-focused comments, jokes and memes. This thread was started in the hope that it would provide some relief for those who desire to explore this subject and would keep this content out of other sections of the forum. Unfortunately, we have spent considerable time managing posts and trouble reports.

We are a sailing forum; helpful, fun and full of great info. There are a lot of places on the web to discuss politics but not so many places to discuss boating. Let's focus on the things we have in common and check political topics at the door.

Thanks for understanding.