The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[chrisr]

Originally Posted by tkeithlu

Good try, delmarrey, but to quote Britannica, "Because pi is irrational (not equal to the ratio of any two whole numbers), its digits do not repeat"

In other words, there are no last eight digits to pi.

ummm

perhaps i'm wrong, but isn't that the punch line of the joke ?

cheers,

[delmarrey]

The number is infinite (∞). It all depends on how many places you want to carry it. 22÷7 most shops carry it 10 places past the decimal (.) My calculators takes it 13 places. So, this was my answer.

Other could have a different set of numbers and we’d ALL be right.

[GILow]

Originally Posted by tkeithlu

Good try, delmarrey, but to quote Britannica, "Because pi is irrational (not equal to the ratio of any two whole numbers), its digits do not repeat"

In other words, there are no last eight digits to pi.

Bad news mate. You just got the grand prize for missing the joke.

But that’s ok, because all us maths nerds finally got a chuckle.

[Uncle Bob]

Originally Posted by GILow

Bad news mate. You just got the grand prize for missing the joke.

But that’s ok, because all us maths nerds finally got a chuckle.

Even I got a chuckle, and I definitely aint no maths nerd.

[Adelie]

Originally Posted by GILow

Bad news mate. You just got the grand prize for missing the joke.

But that’s ok, because all us maths nerds finally got a chuckle.

He’s a psychologist, he doesn’t get that there can be math jokes the same way mathematicians don’t get that there are psychology jokes. Kinda evens out.

[GILow]

Originally Posted by Adelie

He’s a psychologist, he doesn’t get that there can be math jokes the same way mathematicians don’t get that there are psychology jokes. Kinda evens out.

The greatest joke mathematicians play on psychologists is making them learn statistics in their first year at uni.

Maths equivalent of a blood sport.

[delmarrey]

I’m glad ya’ll got some humor out of this.

Why was the equal sign so humble?



Because he knew he wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

[Jon Hacking]

Unrelated to math, & a true story:

Many years ago, A friend of ours was driving through Nairobi at rush hour when her car stalled & wouldn't restart. Traffic started backing up behind her, & the guy in the car just behind her started leaning on his horn (as if that would help).

Our hero got out of her car, raised the hood (bonnet to you Poms), went back to the guy leaning on his horn, reached in his window to hold the horn button down herself, & told him:

"It's OK, I've got it now - YOU go fix my car!"

[GordMay]

[Montanan]

FYI: The last 8 digits of the number Pi are located on the last page of the world wide web. Even Google with AI hasn't read to the last page yet.

[Montanan]

[GordMay]

[jeanathon]

Originally Posted by GordMay

Hotlinking! Those were the days!

[carlosproa]

So a distracted guy is waiting to check in at a hotel and he suddenly turns around and hit the women behind him with his elbow right on her breast.

He is so flustered and apologizes/
Lady, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I am sure you will forgive me.

The woman very pleased by the complement tells him:
If you Dick is as hard as your elbow, come see me tonight at room 114

[Montanan]

So, how does Moses make his coffee?

The answer is…

・Hebrews it!


Ah, but I Noah guy who brews it better.