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Old 28-05-2024, 05:38   #4771
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What do boobs and martinis have in common?

One is not enough and three is too many!
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Ever wonder what your parents did to alleviate their boredom prior to the arrival of the internet ??



I asked my 26 brothers and sisters, but they didn't know either....
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Re: The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

They say, you should test your fire alarm, at least, once a year.
But, it's costing me a fortune, in houses!

I just failed a fire safety course, when they asked what steps I would take, in case of an explosion.
Apparently, “bloody large ones”, wasn’t an acceptable answer.

I did get these right, though:

Q: If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant; what's on the out-side?
A: K9P.

Q: What would you use, to set off an Amazon warehouse fire?
A: Amazon kindle.

Q: What do you use, to build a fire, in the ocean?
A: Fish sticks.
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Q: What do you call it, when someone leaves, at the first sign of a tropical storm developing?
A: A premature evacuation.
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The French off course...eat raw meat...known by a fancy name....steak tartare
Not just the French. Steak Tartare is quite tasty if done well, and popular all over Europe. Horse meat is also on the menu in many countries.
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Some years ago, I was on a visit to a game reserve in South Africa.

I decided to treat myself and my companion and have dinner at a restaurant in the game reserve camping grounds.

Perusing the menu, I noticed that " zebra" was listed as one of the meat selections.
Having never had zebra, I thought to myself, this I've got to try.

In due time, dinner was brought out, and the meat looked no different from any other meat.

With tongue in cheek, I asked the waiter "where are the stripes on the meat?"
Without skipping a beat he informed me that " the stripes will be tasted on the tongue"
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Why is a Bitcoin crash worse than getting a divorce?

You’ll lose half your money and SHE’S STILL THERE!
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A Civics Quiz:

Q: What do you call a 3 line stoned poem, that attempts to overthrow the government?
A: A high coup

Q: What do you get, when the government gets involved in digestive issues.
A: An enema of the state.

Q: What do you call two female lovers, spying on the government?
A: Lesbionage.

What do you call someone who hates candles, and thinks they were created, as part of a government conspiracy?
A: An anti-waxer.

Q: What do you call a flawed democracy?
A: An electile dysfunction.
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