The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[GordMay]

[Firemandivi]

[tkeithlu]

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[GordMay]

[Uncle Bob]

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...1&d=1655420615

[Montanan]

[GordMay]

[Firemandivi]

A lawyer, a priest, and an engineer meet each week for a game of golf.


One day, they get stuck behind the slowest group of players they had ever seen. They were hitting the balls all over the place, getting stuck in just about every trap and patch of rough, and missing just about every putt.

Finally, the group gets frustrated and heads to the clubhouse to find the manager.

"What's with that group of players? They're the worst I've ever seen! They're holding up the course!"

The manger looks sheepish. "They're retired firefighters, they lost their eyesight running into a burning orphanage to save the children. They love golf, so I let them play for free for charity."

The priest looks ashamed of himself. "As a man of God, I feel terrible for getting angry at those men. At my next sermon, I'll see if I can get a collection going for their families."

The lawyer likewise looks chagrined. "Same here, I'll check with my firm and see if we can't open a case to get them awarded restitution for their pain and injuries."

The engineer says, "why can't they play at night?"

[IslandHopper]

I got cut off in traffic by a taxi driver last week.

While I was walking through town today I saw him again at the back of the queue at the taxi rank.

I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. "That's disgusting" he said "Get out of my cab"

I got in the second taxi and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. "I'm not having any of that" he said "Get out of my cab"

I worked my way down the line, getting thrown out of each taxi in turn, until I came to my target at the back of the queue.

"How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "Ok" I said "Let's go"

As we pulled out and overtook the other taxis I wound the window down and gave all the other drivers a thumbs up with a big grin on my face!!

[IslandHopper]

[GordMay]

Sod's law: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Moore's law: The complexity of integrated circuits doubles every 24 months.
Campbell's law: The more any quantitative social indicator is used for social decision making, the more subject it will be to corruption pressures and the more apt it will be to distort and corrupt the social processes it is intended to monitor.
Cole's law: A salad dish of shredded raw cabbage, carrots, and other vegetables, mixed with mayonnaise.

[Uncle Bob]

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...1&d=1655598962

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[carlosproa]