For Sale: Sailboat for sale

[letsgetsailing3]

It's the first boat I've considered, so I'm still interested.

Could you tell me a little more about it? I'd like you to provide lots of details on the new sail covers and the new $79 handheld gps, and if you've painted the bottom in the last eight years you should point that out as a "new bottom job".

Feel free to be pretty vague about (or not mention) the stuff that you already know is marginal or broken, like the major repair that's causing you to sell the boat. The surveyor may not notice, and anyway I can figure out that stuff on my own later on. I like a good mystery, and if you were to tell me the history it might not take two years to figure out.

[senormechanico]

Bee Awrrr fave fowr nahhnn Hee Haw !

[xsboats]

Are you willing to take real estate in exchange for your boat ? I have a prime piece of land , that is centrally located to all of the places around it . It is also worth way more than what I paid for it, according to the previous owner .Let's deal !

[Sand crab]

So many questions. The boat does have at least one pointy end. I don't know what a proa is but i do know what Proactive is. My mother makes me scrub my face with it before I go to bed in her basement.
I would be interested in a trade for real estate but only if my mother can live there with me.

The General called me up and wants the boat again. He said the wire transfer problem was the cause of his staffs incompetence. That bloke is no longer working for the General and I'm not sure that he will ever be seen again. The General wants to send me a check for $2 mill but wants me to wire $1,999,000 back to him for shipping. He's now in North Korea and everyone knows how expensive it is to ship boats there so I figure he's being honest with me. I really would like to get it out of my mom's yard because it's leaning against her Buick. I just don't know what to do.

[xsboats]

Well forget trading my property under those conditions . Besides, I'm sure you haven't recovered from the legal fees from the last time your mom was on my property !

[Max Sail]

Ohh, jeeze..... Real sorry, I know we had a deal, but my wife said no.

[SVTatia]

Originally Posted by Sand crab

So many questions. The boat does have at least one pointy end. I don't know what a proa is but i do know what Proactive is. My mother makes me scrub my face with it before I go to bed in her basement.
I would be interested in a trade for real estate but only if my mother can live there with me.

The General called me up and wants the boat again. He said the wire transfer problem was the cause of his staffs incompetence. That bloke is no longer working for the General and I'm not sure that he will ever be seen again. The General wants to send me a check for $2 mill but wants me to wire $1,999,000 back to him for shipping. He's now in North Korea and everyone knows how expensive it is to ship boats there so I figure he's being honest with me. I really would like to get it out of my mom's yard because it's leaning against her Buick. I just don't know what to do.

Since this boat is still available I would like to offer much for it, do you accept?

Forget about the general, he is trying to rip you off can't you see?
If he is now in North Korea, Dennis Rodman is also behind the scam.

Be careful!

[seahag]

I have much moneys for sailboat to pay. The boat is now sold. You will receive a cheque until yesterday, and please send title to address on pay envelope to that then. An agent will be in contact to you, when he can pick up sailboat. Allow 25 days after sending title. Send also the bank information so transfer can money to your account.

[ksuberk]

Does anyone know anything about something totally unrelated to the current topic?

[Cheechako]

How many of those turny thingys does it have? Does it have that sex thing for navigation?

[Sand crab]

Originally Posted by Cheechako

How many of those turny thingys does it have? Does it have that sex thing for navigation?

If you mean wheels for turny thingys then it has 4 Goodyear all season radials. I blow up my sex thing every night and she's always pointing up unless she's pointing down.

[Jammer Six]

I don't see a bow babe in any of the pictures.

[Multihull]

The name of this thread should be changed to:


"Post the Best "For Sale" Picture..."

Moderators please!!

[Sand crab]

Here ya go.

[boating2go]

I am from the country of Already Taken and our PM Ydahs Relaed is interested. He or she, we are not sure which, wants to pay with Our currency, Reven Detpecca, which is worthless. Think of the good will you will be betraying by accepting the offer.