For Sale: Sailboat for sale

[Dsanduril]

It's been 20 minutes you haven't wrote back, I'm really interested, is this boat still for sale?

I hope its the ceeement version, I herd there hard as rocks. One fella told me you can run them on a reef, and the only thing happens is you have a new channel through the reef.

I'd wanna go for a test sail, maybe over there, then down island, then across here. I never been sailing, but Ill bring my budy, he's been in the Navy 4 years. I know your time is valuable, we can take her ourselves. Just fill up the fuel tank and put aboard about a weak's of grocerys. For three people, Ill bribng my girlfriend.

If yore concerned about collateral I can leave you the keys to my 1987 Ford F150, she's a real sweet ride.

Please PM me quick, I want to see yore bote.

PS. How's the gelcoat, my buddy says I should really look at the condition of the gelcoat.

[Sand crab]

I sold the boat to DOJs Nigerian cousin. He sent me a check for $1 mill but asked me to send $999,000 back by Western Union to pay for shipping. I sent the money to Russia liked he asked. General Umbola Monbongo sure does get around but you know the old saying, "Rank has it's privileges."

[Uncle Bob]

Originally Posted by boatman61

Sage n Onion...??

Boatie, that one went straight through to the keeper !!

[Dsanduril]

I wish you wouldn't have sent the money to Russia. My buddy whose in the Navy said he would deliver it for less. If you can get yore money back we will personally deliver it to the general for only $750,000. I'm sure the general would respect delivery by another military man.

[Yowieboy]

I see that it has been sold. Aw shucks, I tossed and turned all night and was about to make an offer. But lucky for me, there are about 2 million more like that for sale on the Internet.

[nimblemotors]

Is this one still available?

Sent from my Computer using the Internet

[ctl411]

Now that's one I want!!! The other one couldn't hold my guns.

[Gadagirl]

Originally Posted by tartansail

Not to rain on everyone's parade, but I sailed on one of those once or twice. It's highly overrated as a blue water boat. I know because the water was green that day. Probably OK as a dock queen though depending on its stuff.

This really made me laugh. Thanks!

[Miniyot]

[billmotley]

First!

[ozskipper]

Is there a Gun Locker? As a pacifist, I refuse to buy a boat without a gun locker.

Also does it have the Atomic4 with the diesel conversion kit?

PM me and I promise that I will forget to check my PMs for the next 18 months and randomly contact you with a strange and cryptic response soon after.

[nimblemotors]

Will you consider a trade? I am a single mom, and really need a good boat for my daughters and I to find a wealthy man on a big yacht.
Will you please help? I have this small boat to trade, it just needs a little work.

[avb3]

6 pages and still no pictures of the OP's boat.

Need I refer him back to the sticky?

[Coops]

I think that we should close the thread as it has had four pages and not once has it gone off topic. We cannot allow this to keep happening.

Coops.

[Sand crab]

Uh oh, I just heard from my bank that DOJs Nigerian cousin General Umbola Monbongo check was no good. Now I'm out the $999,900 that I already wired to Russia. I'm sure David Ole Jersey will make it good.