For Sale: Sailboat for sale

[avb3]

6 pages and still no pictures of the OP's boat.

Need I refer him back to the sticky?

[Coops]

I think that we should close the thread as it has had four pages and not once has it gone off topic. We cannot allow this to keep happening.

Coops.

[Sand crab]

Uh oh, I just heard from my bank that DOJs Nigerian cousin General Umbola Monbongo check was no good. Now I'm out the $999,900 that I already wired to Russia. I'm sure David Ole Jersey will make it good.

[letsgetsailing3]

You should re-list it at a higher price. After all, the value is based your costs.

[Sand crab]

Originally Posted by letsgetsailing3

You should re-list it at a higher price. After all, the value is based your costs.

That's really a good idea. The General never picked up the boat so now the official price is $2,000,000. That's 329,218,107 Nigerian Nairas just in case the General still wants it.
And here's another pic.

[mikeguyver]

Does it have one or two pointy ends ? My mom had one with two and it didn't sail well one way. Also we found that if you have the gelcoat on the inside it stays shiny longer. Anyway, if you still have it I'd like to look at it someday when mom is sober.

[Dsanduril]

I'm still interested, will you take a trade? My auntie has a hay bailer (it is located in Arkansas). Would you take the bailer +$200 for the boat? With a full tank of gas?

I really want to make this happen, PM me as soon as you read this message.

[dacust]

Originally Posted by Dsanduril

I'm still interested, will you take a trade? My auntie has a hay bailer (it is located in Arkansas). Would you take the bailer +$200 for the boat? With a full tank of gas?

I really want to make this happen, PM me as soon as you read this message.

Maybe the reason no one responds to me is because I don't have one of those PM things everybody keeps saying to use. Can someone tell me how to get one? How much do they cost? Including taxes and shipping. And can they ship in a plain brown wrapper? I don't know exactly what a PM is, but I got a feeling I'd rather my neighbors not know I had one.

-dan

[Dsanduril]

I got a couple of spare PMs I could sell you. Anybody who wants one, just post your name, your address, your credit card number (with the secret code that's on the back), your Social Security number, your phone number, and your date of birth (the credit card company makes me ask for all that stuff when I sell online to make sure its not a scam).

PMs are only $25, post like I said and let me know how many you want and I'll get them to you lickety split.

[dacust]

Originally Posted by Dsanduril

I got a couple of spare PMs I could sell you. Anybody who wants one, just post your name, your address, your credit card number (with the secret code that's on the back), your Social Security number, your phone number, and your date of birth (the credit card company makes me ask for all that stuff when I sell online to make sure its not a scam).

PMs are only $25, post like I said and let me know how many you want and I'll get them to you lickety split.

I don't have a credit card. Can I use my Milledgeville Elementary Lunch Program card?

I don't really HAVE to eat lunch, I guess...

[sailpower]

This is perfect for us. Could you send additional random non-specific information and photos of what you think we want to see?

We are two weeks into our ten year plan and if it is still available then we will definitely be making an offer but we know it will be a buyers market so please stop advertising it at such an unrealistic price so that we know you are serious.

We will be in your area soon for a sea trial including sleeping aboard.

[mikeguyver]

PM (prostate monitor) and if you're selling them for $25;00 I'll take 6 my credit card # is BR549


So, does the new debt limit bill include my wife? someone please..

[Dsanduril]

Originally Posted by Sand crab

All this talk about prostates is making this thread real crappy.

I have to disagree, I find this thread to be a fantastic and tremendous waste of time (thanks for that, BTW).

Originally Posted by dacust

I don't have a credit card. Can I use my Milledgeville Elementary Lunch Program card?

I don't really HAVE to eat lunch, I guess...

We don't accept lunch cards, but we do accept liberry cards, do you have one of those?

Originally Posted by mikeguyver

PM (prostate monitor) and if you're selling them for $25;00 I'll take 6 my credit card # is BR549

"Prostate Monitor" ugh gross. We don't have that kind of PM. These are all permanent magnets. Still only $25 with your credit card (or liberry card if you have the right one).

[mikeguyver]

is this it?

[Sand crab]

All this talk about prostates is making this thread real crappy.