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rover88 · 27-01-2011, 09:09

Some folks need to lighten up. Humor and good taste are often at odds but if we are afraid to joke, lest we offend, life would be boring as hell.

I'm a one timer with 30 years of marriage to a great woman. It took 29 of those years to get her trained properly and at my age I don't have the energy or inclination to break in a new one.

However,SWMBO has made it clear that if she ever sees me in a Speedo again, I will have no choice but to start the process over.

foggysail · 27-01-2011, 09:11

Yeah!!! WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!!

Who knows, one of your buddies might come by later and tell you just how great your ex REALLY is!!!!

What was the title of that book??? The Grass is Always Greener Over a Cesspool???

Foggy

rover88 · 27-01-2011, 09:15

Oh.... for the youngsters and non-Brits:

SWMBO = "She Who Must be Obeyed"

**atoll** · 27-01-2011, 09:18

currently looking at the muslim option,though giving up bacon sanrnies will be a bit of a sacrifice.................

Pelagic · 27-01-2011, 09:20

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Originally Posted by atoll

thanks for advice,guess im gonna have to stick with the old model.......

Taking Atoll’s thread in the spirit with which I think it was intended, you should never be sheepish about what you need out of a relationship.

Unless you are this guy....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n49U1BxZ2M

Amgine · 27-01-2011, 09:24

...but not sure I'd be able to sleep with a younger model on watch.

aquarian · 27-01-2011, 09:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by marc2012

Sometimes the wine turns to vinegar after time.marc

Only if you don't keep it properly. . . . .

aquarian · 27-01-2011, 09:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by marc2012

Things like this can affect boating.She might get half or all of it.marc

I did.

boasun · 27-01-2011, 09:29

Take one of the older ex wives. She has all of her ex-husband's money... Then you'll be able to afford a new boat..

aquarian · 27-01-2011, 09:36

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Originally Posted by lorenzo b

Really, why hang out with a middle aged woman with 4 kids?

from Joseph Hellers' Good As Gold

Guess great minds do think alike. . . . I was just thinking, "Who wants a middle aged guy with 4 kids?"

aquarian · 27-01-2011, 09:46

You guys are too much - Felt good to giggle.

Thanks.

SaucySailoress · 27-01-2011, 10:03

For all those men who say,"why marry the cow when you can get the milk free". Here's an update for you! Now a days 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize its not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!!!!