Trading in Wife for Younger Model

[Tellie]

Maybe not the wife but would you consider her mom for trade? She comes with her own broom and I'll throw in a hundred bucks






ugly witch

[JJB]

If you find a good broker let me know.

[boatman61]

Originally Posted by atoll

na'h younger model sleeping over,but been looking at guest house option,1/2 share wife n kids for guest house use of 63 ft yacht and 29 yr old hostess.............

ROFL..... + expense's....??

[capn_billl]

If you pull this one off, we're going to need a how to discussion.

[lorenzo b]

Really, why hang out with a middle aged woman with 4 kids?

from Joseph Hellers' Good As Gold

[Southern Star]

I'm with Don on this one - wrong forum and in truly bad taste. Even in gest, it feeds the insecurites of many middle-aged women who fear that their husband's desire to head out cruising is in fact symptomatic of a greater malaise - a desire to enter into a self-indulgent second childhood minus their 'life' partners.

In my opinion it is also denigrating to most men who are legitimately committed to the women who worked with them through the good times and the bad and whose contributions and support were essential to whatever they may have achieved in life - including being in a position to even contemplate a life as a cruiser.

Brad

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by Southern Star

I'm with Don on this one - wrong forum and in truly bad taste. Even in gest, it feeds the insecurites of many middle-aged women who fear that their husband's desire to head out cruising is in fact symptomatic of a greater malaise - a desire to enter into a self-indulgent second childhood minus their 'life' partners.

In my opinion it is also denigrating to most men who are legitimately committed to the women who worked with them through the good times and the bad and whose contributions and support were essential to whatever they may have achieved in life - including being in a position to even contemplate a life as a cruiser.

Brad

But apart from all that

I was thinking that next time I might go Muslim - that way I can always add a spare later

[boatman61]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

But apart from all that

I was thinking that next time I might go Muslim - that way I can always add a spare later

Is it compulsory to have a woman And a religion.... the one fine.. but BOTH... thats a bit much mate...
To any women interested there's a tribe in the Himalaya's/Hindu Kush where its the woman gets to have as many husbands as she wants...
last stronghold of the ancient matriarchal societies/civilisations....

[Southern Star]

Now that was funny - if this is going to contiue, maybe we should move this to the joke thread????? Mods???????

Brad

[Ruf361]

Originally Posted by daddle

Highly recommended. However it is not entirely necessary to get the younger model. One can get along just fine hitching rides when necessary.

"If it flies, floats or frolics it is better to rent"

agreed, always cheaper to rent than it is to own.

[JDGreenlee]

Can think of only one reason to touch this thread with a ten foot pole - that is to note that it, like any thread on any forum, can be presented as evidence in a divorce court. Use good judgement when posting. Sharing information within an online community is a very public endeavor and is archived in searchable format.

[alibye]

be careful what you wish for,a good friend of mine,54 has a 34 year old livein girl friend,shall we say,shes rather demanding,great at first but 2 years later(ok it took him a long time to find out)he wonders why hes tired always,and that thing down there is just for pointing at the urinal!

[boatman61]

Originally Posted by alibye

be careful what you wish for,a good friend of mine,54 has a 34 year old livein girl friend,shall we say,shes rather demanding,great at first but 2 years later(ok it took him a long time to find out)he wonders why hes tired always,and that thing down there is just for pointing at the urinal!

LOL.... thats what happens if you 'Buy... romantically termed 'Woo...' your women.... volunteers are much easier to live with... no expectations and mutual appreciation...

[atoll]

thanks for advice,guess im gonna have to stick with the old model.......

[joey69]

I was quite happy and content with my "old model".I was the one that got traded in for a younger model.I lost ....house,vehicles,3 kids,and $824.00 a month in child support.Only 7 more years then I am "free".