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Old 06-06-2021, 19:07   #91
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back when I was in college our math prof told us...

minus times minus = plus.....
minus times plus = minus..
plus time plus = plus....

he carried on to inform us..." there is no theory to support his, except this.....this is the only way it can work"...
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A few puns make me numb.

But math puns make me number!
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Well the variable type wasn’t declared and it wasn’t initialized so …
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back when I was in college our math prof told us...

minus times minus = plus.....
minus times plus = minus..
plus time plus = plus....

he carried on to inform us..." there is no theory to support his, except this.....this is the only way it can work"...

Professor: One negative and one positive makes a negative. Two negatives make a positive. But two positives never make a negative:
Student: Yeah, right!
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Well the variable type wasn’t declared and it wasn’t initialized so …

Maybe it was a hexadecimal value, not a variable and the answer was 75
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Well the variable type wasn’t declared and it wasn’t initialized so …
And since there was no ± before the radical, the answer should have been the principal square root (+2b)
(Ooooh, this is fun! )
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Oh boy, do I know how he feels!
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Maybe it was a hexadecimal value, not a variable and the answer was 75
Oh Boy! Numbering system jokes!

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
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Inheritance or crime - I just finished re-reading The Great Gatsby and that pretty well sums it up.
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Wait, isn't the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, 42?
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Wait, isn't the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, 42?


Yes, but what is the question?
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