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Old 04-06-2021, 01:29   #61
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Old 04-06-2021, 18:03   #62
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And now for a little humour with a bit more relevance to CF:
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Some boats the sign reads, "that you haven't eaten," Other objects go in the trash bag.
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Even better with the picture.
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That is the question
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You mean, "Be Foursquare!"?
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2 b, or not 2 b?
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The answer is +/-2b


But -2b <> (NOT 2b)
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This is a joke page.
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Yep, and some of us actually got the joke. Your failure to get it does not preclude it from being a joke.
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Yep, and some of us actually got the joke. Your failure to get it does not preclude it from being a joke.
Well said, mate... and I guess that the missing bit of your anatomy wasn't your funny bone!

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Let's just say I can still raise a finger when required.
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