The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[El Pinguino]

Meanwhile, I have just discovered a new measure - the elephant

[GILow]

Originally Posted by El Pinguino

Meanwhile, I have just discovered a new measure - the elephant

African or Indian?

[El Pinguino]

Pakistani elephants.

Don't ask me how it came to pass but last night I found myself watching a Youtube about the mining of that pink Himalayan salt - which doesn't come from the Himalayas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h23rF0xrhTE

[jeanathon]

Thank you all for keeping us straight..

[Paul L]

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[sailingabe41ds]

When I was a boy of 14 yo my father was so ignorant i could hardly stand the old man around me. By the time I was 21 I was astonished at how much he had learned in those 7 years.

Twain

It appears that very little has changed with the youth who think they know it all.

abe

[Buzzman]

The Five Stages of a Son's Relationship with his Father:


1. My dad's the best!


2. Aww, Dad, do I have to?


3. What would you know, Dad?


4. Hey Dad, wanna catch up for a beer?


5. Now, my old Dad used to say....

[sailingabe41ds]

When Adm was asking God to create the perfect woman
God told him it was going to cost him an arm and a leg. So Adam responded...what do I get for a rib?

abe

[GordMay]

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[jeanathon]

Originally Posted by GordMay

So you're saying happiness is having a boner? Makes sense.

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