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Old 23-05-2021, 19:59   #46
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Oh my. That was awful
(Very funny!!)
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speaking as a son of every group in that joke.
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But wait...if I look closely I see a wake, rigging, and what looks like deck house windows...whats that mean?
that you have a good imagination ?

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Now that's funny............
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some.................
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I rather like the corvette with trunk space. Would make a good quick response work vehicle for a tradesman such as a plumber..
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Ouch...
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BZZZZZZZZZZ. Late one afternoon a fly was taking a shortcut homethru an alley. It had been a long day BZZZZing around and so hedecided to rest on a garbage can behind an American-style cafe. Hiskeen sense of smell was awakened and he started nosing around andfound some delicious baloney. He nibbled for a couple of minutes andthen continued to fly down the alley. Soon he rested again on thegarbage can behind a German restaurant and again he found somebaloney. This German baloney was even better than the Americanbaloney so he ate a little more before he continued his journey downthe alley. As before he quickly became tired and needed a rest, butthis time he landed on the handle of a water spout to rest and catchhis breath. After a couple of minutes, he looked at his watch anddeclared, “I need to go or I’ll be late”. He took off anddropped dead. The moral of this story is if you are full of baloneydon’t fly off the handle.
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Bob's Sailing School (how to make your first sail a success):



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Carburetor is a french word meaning "leave it alone"
Or so my older son tells me
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Carburetor is a french word meaning "leave it alone"
Or so my older son tells me
hmmmm...that's interesting. i always thought it was latin for 'you are going to regret this'



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