The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[SailRN]

Do you think she is oblivious? Or dis-oriented? Must have been an occident.

[delmarrey]

Originally Posted by skipperpete

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I think it was a decal for the inside of the window.

[Buzzman]

Why is a cathedral ceremony like old timey navigation..???

You have to know the cardinal points....

[jeanathon]

Do you know what really sucks?
A hoover.

[SailRN]

Originally Posted by delmarrey

I think it was a decal for the inside of the window.

The E vs W points would be in the correct position, but the lettering would be backwards (reversed):


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[IslandHopper]

[El Pinguino]

Originally Posted by skipperpete

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I can see how - in the northern hemisphere - and from a sailor's point of view - that tattoo could be correct.

Doesn't make me a bad person - just a sailor

OK - I'll get my coat ....

[Pelagic]

If Vexation, is a reaction to those undecided about Vaxation, then at what point does that discontent hit the fan as incontinence?

Sorry, just pondering the covid psyche as a poetic theme.

[jeanathon]

Originally Posted by Pelagic

If Vexation, is a reaction to those undecided about Vaxation, then at what point does that discontent hit the fan as incontinence?

Sorry, just pondering the covid psyche as a poetic theme.

On this forum it happens about page 3 on anything covid related.

[SailRN]

Originally Posted by IslandHopper

I don't know, the surface opening appears to be approximately 3.2 washing machines (320 cWashing Machines) by 2.67 washing machines (267 cWashing Machines).

[delmarrey]

Originally Posted by El Pinguino

I can see how - in the northern hemisphere - and from a sailor's point of view - that tattoo could be correct.

Doesn't make me a bad person - just a sailor

OK - I'll get my coat ....

Yep! An Ozzies point of view….

[GordMay]

[MicHughV]

I can see the logic of using the washing machine measurement to depict the sinkhole.....

You tell someone, that hole is as big as a washing machine or several washing machines, they can instantly relate, as they likely have one at home...it's a visual thing...

But you say that hole is 2' x 3 'x 4' , people will go " say what again ???

even worse in metric.....that hole would be .66m x 0.995m x 1.23M...

reminds me of basics in the army.....drill sergeant would ask...." does anyone object to me cursing ??
we all looked at our feet and elsewhere mumbling incoherently at the guy next to us...
sergeant went on to clarify...."if I tell you that plane is flying high, how high do you think it would be ? "......
again, we all mumbled incoherently.....
the sergeant went on to say..." if I tell you that plane is flying f**king high, would that help to explain how high "....
this explanation, we all agreed, made it very clear we knew exactly what the sergeant meant...

[jeanathon]

Originally Posted by SailRN

I don't know, the surface opening appears to be approximately 3.2 washing machines (320 cWashing Machines) by 2.67 washing machines (267 cWashing Machines).

Mic I agree that is why I find this metric version so funny.

[GILow]

Originally Posted by IslandHopper

With apologies to my American friends, I just couldn’t resist...