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Old 03-08-2022, 04:59   #3256
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The only problem with the above is the doorbell isn't "set", and the arrow doesn't point to the trip mechanism . . .
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The only problem with the above is the doorbell isn't "set", and the arrow doesn't point to the trip mechanism . . .
Its a Redneck... whadya expect, precision?
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I think that when it comes to traps, Rednecks know a bit more about it than whoever created the joke haha
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The real joke is that whoever created that image didn't realise that it's a bilgekeeler and is supposed to dry out like that!
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I have little to no sailinh knowledge its why I'm here in the first place. I never heard of a bildgekeel and did some research. Its very interesting and a very novel concept. thank you for pointing it out.


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I have little to no sailinh knowledge its why I'm here in the first place. I never heard of a bildgekeel and did some research. Its very interesting and a very novel concept. thank you for pointing it out.

Bilge keel a novel concept…now that’s a funny joke! [emoji16]
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I have little to no sailinh knowledge its why I'm here in the first place. I never heard of a bildgekeel and did some research. Its very interesting and a very novel concept. thank you for pointing it out.


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