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Old 04-08-2022, 07:31   #3271
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Regarding the redneck door bell.

You guys apparently are not fully up on Florida (redneck) men. They're smart enough and adequately knowledgeable regarding mouse traps to notice that it's not set, set it, and THEN press the button.
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Actually from Ireland's Evening Herald in 2010
And the whole story is worth a laugh:
https://www.theawl.com/2010/06/woman...-for-the-ages/
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either way, it's a classic...although who could ever say no to a snickers...

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I believe in tooth fairies. Just not this one.
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Its a Redneck... whadya expect, precision?

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