The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

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An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.





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[MicHughV]

so what's the odds of other " intelligent" life..."out there ????

is planet earth the only "inhabitable" planet in the universe....???

does other life..like us....tell jokes ???

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[FAST FRED]

"Hell, it wasn't that long ago, the planet earth was thought to be flat."


The current theory that everything in the universe was created during the Big Bang , in one trillionth of a trillionth of a second , and that by the way, missing Dark energy and Dark matter make up 10-25% of the universe may be ,in the future looked on with the same laughter.

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[Mirage35]

Originally Posted by MicHughV

so what's the odds of other " intelligent" life..."out there ????

Seen on a bumper sticker: "Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here."

[GILow]

Originally Posted by AnglaisInHull

Seen on a bumper sticker: "Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here."

Another good one I’ve seen:

“Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes”.

[HankOnthewater]

Not a joke, but knowing this, might bring a smile to your face, you and I are are not really losers:


"... and it turns out that the average number of boating projects an owner has on his list is 124, and of those 18 are progress, and the average time to completion is 27 years... and if your numbers are lower than that, you are doing well"


Note that this 27 years was calculated with the assumption that all projects were considered completed at the time of one's death.

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