I think I see the problem we have. ( and how to fix it )
We just need a translator to truly understand what they mean.
Question:... Have you ever worked on one of these before..?
Answer :.... Sure, we get those all the time.
Translator:.. Actually my mother told me about one she saw on TV the other day, wow is this thing big......
Question:.. What is the weather forecast
Answer:.... Winds 10 mph out of the SE, moving to the S after 1
Translator:.. Somewhere on the planet the wind "Might" blow at 10 mph for a at least a couple of min. and then maybe somewhere totally unconnected with that the wind "Might" blow from the south for a while.' I mean what do I care if it's accurate, I get paid either way.
See how that makes it so easy to understand what they mean....
Here is another one.
Question:... Do you have WIFI
Answer:..... Yes we do and you can receive it from any of our slips.
Translator:.. WiFi here is great, everyone who works here watches Netflix ,pretty much 24/7, on our phones, desktops, tablets, since we got it. If your service
seems slow, we're sorry that is the best service
we can get here, I mean what do you want? ,,, it's free.
Question:... I really need this fixed this month, can you do that?
Answer:.... Well we probably can. We're pretty slammed right now but we'll fit it in.
Translator:.. Since we got the Netflix here we don't actually do a whole lot of actual repairs
. However, we will be glad to give you a quote that will make your eyeballs bleed. Actually, we don't "fix" anything anymore, we make more and we can charge you more if we just replace the whole thing with a cheap
Chinese knockoff. Takes less time and after all what's the difference?
And I can install a translator for YOU.... just send a bunch of money
, and I'll get to it .... uh,,,, Let's see....Uh, I already finished the entire star trek series.. Oh, wait.. Reruns of wheel
of fortune are now on youtube...... Hum, that's going to make it tough.... How does October sound?
Great, I will get on that in October of 2018.