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Old 18-01-2013, 04:11   #1
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A mate of mine was visiting today and expressed an interest in sailing somewhere cold. very cold .



Not sure how long he will be visiting for............
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How are the hands
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Ive been there, its cold and dark and cold. or cold and bright and cold.
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How are the hands
Cold .
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Is he polyamorous?
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Is he polyamorous?
No just a little phallic
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No just a little phallic
ahh.... a boytoy....

but I bet during a storm he has ice running though his veins.....
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Old 18-01-2013, 17:12   #9
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Before the face etc went on I did think about adding a couple of large snowballs.......
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Before the face etc went on I did think about adding a couple of large snowballs.......
But then (I presume you are talking about making a woman) she would have been frigid...
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But then (I presume you are talking about making a woman) she would have been frigid...
If thinking of the other sex maybe quite rigid
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Old 20-01-2013, 02:24   #12
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He is looking very poorly at the moment..........

(methinks head falling off may well curtail his plans a tad).
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Send him to me. I can always use the extra fresh water for showers, etc.
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A bit late I am afraid. he has already left.......

.....and he didn't even say goodbye , just left his hat and scarf behind. and his eyes .
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