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Old 27-02-2011, 10:31   #46
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Steve, for goodness sake, the poor girl is trying have a snooze sharing a bed with a boom, spinnaker pole and some old sails. You need to start thinking like girls do. So clear out the junk from the fore peak. Add some little cushions and seat throws, curtains if there windows etc. Choose a passionate colour like red and make it inviting.

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Ours isn't red, but it's really comfy and my wife made the quilt.
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Old 27-02-2011, 10:37   #47
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Boat gets my vote. You can get very creative with handholds, footholds, steps etc .
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Old 27-02-2011, 10:47   #48
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I dunno, a Tempur-Pedic doesn't seem to slow us down.
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Old 27-02-2011, 11:21   #49
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Re: Sex afloat...give it to me!!!!

Ive just found this thread

What can I say? At the risk of endangering my privacy and maybe busting a few myths, my recent foray wasnt exactly packed with romance or erotic exploits. I was short changed with a crusty old hermit living aboard a smelly boat besieged by mossies, alternating between roasting temps and fridgid condensation in the company of a man who couldnt have turned me on any less.

Im now confused and feeling envious of those who have had great sexploits upon the high seas, whilst trying not to be bitter and disenchanted
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Old 27-02-2011, 11:34   #50
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Sex is not an easy subject...I posted out of curiosity and realise that cruisers not only have healthy sexuality...you guys are ingenious and have humour...I will never again see the trampoline of a cat the same way, now I know that chops can be fun and boat accessories ropes, bumpers, handrails, cleats (you name it) all have multiple uses. I know that sound travels on water that if the boat next to you is the only one making waves, or that his anchor light is dancing on deck, something’s up!!
But most of all I am pleas to see that cruisers are respectful open-minded peoples, for outsiders like me it just feels good knowing I am in a good place.
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Ive just found this thread

What can I say? At the risk of endangering my privacy and maybe busting a few myths, my recent foray wasnt exactly packed with romance or erotic exploits. I was short changed with a crusty old hermit living aboard a smelly boat besieged by mossies, alternating between roasting temps and fridgid condensation in the company of a man who couldnt have turned me on any less.

Im now confused and feeling envious of those who have had great sexploits upon the high seas, whilst trying not to be bitter and disenchanted
The good part is that now you know what you dont want...it can only go up from hear.
Thanks for sharing
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It's not just the mattress, it's the LOA, beam and seaworthiness surely.
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Old 27-02-2011, 15:18   #53
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Ours isn't red, but it's really comfy and my wife made the quilt.
You have NO idea how hard it is not to make a comment about that cat lying there. The euphenisms that keep creeping into my mind would probably get me banned... or at least this post would get deleted.
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.............. it's the LOA, beam and seaworthiness surely.
You're talking about the boat right? Or is this a sex partner issue?
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You're talking about the boat right? Or is this a sex partner issue?

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Hi all,

I'll wade in here. I live aboard, so am still waiting to test all the advantages of sex aboard. But I can imagine them all.

My take on you gf's comment? She's looking for a way to stay off the boat, (regardless of what else she says) and subtly (or not so) trying to convince you by hitting you where it hurts. As in "I won't have sex with you on board. So we can go if you must but fair warning."

Too cynical? Maybe - but young women can be very sneaky. So, enjoy your young girlfriend on land - but expect to go boating alone.

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Edti1 that should be live on board ALONE.
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You have NO idea how hard it is not to make a comment about that cat lying there. The euphenisms that keep creeping into my mind would probably get me banned... or at least this post would get deleted.

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I am probably not the only one.
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I'll let you know as soon as I get past the guard chicken...
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I'll let you know as soon as I get past the guard chicken...
I anderstand cockortwo can be nasty little things...women train them against us...they fall under CITES protection...you cant cook them
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