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Old 23-05-2011, 21:35   #196
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And yes there is something about being at sea that makes sex just so much better!
Not to (ahem) split hairs, but do you ladies prefer sex underway or at anchor? While "Both" is an acceptable answer, should I be expecting a sudden burst of passion while sailing, or is it that quiet cove and the gentle lapping of waves on the hull that makes the moment right?

And, does the salt air and wave action predispose you to wanting more sex, or is it just that much better on a boat?

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Old 23-05-2011, 21:58   #197
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At anchor in some quiet out of the way anchorage.
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Old 23-05-2011, 22:31   #198
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Just found this thread and had to follow it form start to finish great that humor sex and the ocean do go together ...along with various nautical aids obviously! ....and trust the girls to spill the beans...lol

I have to agree with the engine revs thing on bikes at least for sure my ducati certainly did a lot for the pillion at 6500 -7000 rpm worked everytime

Thanks to the girls for the input us blokes need all the help we can get I will remember that a shower and a shave may not be enough ....lol
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Old 24-05-2011, 08:05   #199
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I have to agree with the engine revs thing on bikes at least for sure my ducati certainly did a lot for the pillion at 6500 -7000 rpm worked everytime
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I've been ignoring the email notifications that people had been posting in this thread. I finally opened it up to review them and the tiller topic just blew my mind. lol
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Old 24-05-2011, 10:24   #201
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I gotta believe that "Sex Afloat" is an oxymoron if one happens to be sailing by oneself... hence my decision to set sail for the bright lights of Miami... incidentally, the early morning view of Dinner Key Harbor from the various shoreline condominiums is quite splendid.
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I've been ignoring the email notifications that people had been posting in this thread. I finally opened it up to review them and the tiller topic just blew my mind. lol

Mine too.

I would be embarrassed to present to a girl that could take on a tiller - you know, like they say - like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
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I gotta believe that "Sex Afloat" is an oxymoron if one happens to be sailing by oneself... ...[/URL]
Concerning the sexual practices of single-handers (DON'T go there, please!) I think it can be said, at least, that you're with someone you love!

Oxymoron? I didn't quite get that . . .
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I think it can be said, at least, that you're with someone you love!

But probably hate a little!
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But probably hate a little!
This is getting entirely too philosophical. Paging Dr. Freud! Emergency on CF!
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I don't know why you want to bring up people's mothers!
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Mine too.

I would be embarrassed to present to a girl that could take on a tiller - you know, like they say - like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Yeah.... those things are kinda skinny aren't they?

At least now we know where the saying some from, "It's the motion of the ociean".
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Funny...
I've got into this thread when it was well advanced... At least, by mistake, I read the first post


Want to impress Your girlfriend ? ? ?
  1. Have a mattresses made of layered Latex (not Talalay, but original Latex). Three to four inches of hard latex, two inches of medium latex and top one inch of soft latex. Comfortable, elastic and springy - without springs
  2. Have a bunks quite high - 24 inches is O.K. It will give You more possibilities... Use Your imagination...
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heh-heh, the tiller thing really fired some ideas! (But I have to belive that am not the only one riding that train.) You guys are great and have gotten some awesome ideas on this thread- thanks!!
as for having the engine on, Yes, it makes an interesting difference. I have a 3-cyl and they're not as "balanced" as the diesels with even #of cyl. Motor sailing in calms can be pretty, uhm, fun.
Keep up the nifty ideas
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